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- Top 10 Triathlon Jokes
- Triathlon Jokes:
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“Swim 2.4 miles, bike 112 miles, run 26.2 miles- BRAG FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.” – John Collins, IRONMAN Founder
What are the Triathlon distances and order?
- Swimming Jokes: Swim 2.4 Miles
- Cycling Jokes: Cycling 112 Miles
- Marathon Jokes: Marathon 26.2 Miles
- Total: 140.6 Miles
- Shark Jokes: A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would be all come down to who is the better cyclist.
- What is Ironman’s favorite major world sporting event?… The “Ironman” Triathlon!
- Who is the unofficial sponsor of the oldest Triathlon?… Ironman!
- What is Ironman’s favorite sport?… A Triathlon!
- What did the mummy triathlon coach say at the end of the workout?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
- When is a triathlete like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
- What would you get if you crossed a triathlete and the Invisible Man?… swimming, biking, and running like no one has ever seen.
- Why was Cinderella such a bad triathlete?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
- Why is a triathlon the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
- Where do triathletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey.