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“Swim 2.4 miles, bike 112 miles, run 26.2 miles- BRAG FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.” – John Collins, IRONMAN Founder

What are the Triathlon distances and order?

  1. Swimming Jokes: Swim 2.4 Miles
  2. Cycling Jokes: Cycling 112 Miles
  3. Marathon Jokes: Marathon 26.2 Miles
  4. Total: 140.6 Miles
  1. Shark Jokes: A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would be all come down to who is the better cyclist.
  2. What is Ironman’s favorite major world sporting event?… The “Ironman” Triathlon!
  3. Who is the unofficial sponsor of the oldest Triathlon?… Ironman!
  4. What is Ironman’s favorite sport?… A Triathlon!
  5. What did the mummy triathlon coach say at the end of the workout?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  6. When is a triathlete like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
  7. What would you get if you crossed a triathlete and the Invisible Man?… swimming, biking, and running like no one has ever seen.
  8. Why was Cinderella such a bad triathlete?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  9. Why is a triathlon the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  10. Where do triathletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey.

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