My Town Tutors is a great resource for parents & teachers. Check out our Guest Blogs for EducationParentsTravelTutoringSportsMusic and College.

Google Search “Top 10 Arkansas Jokes”

  1. Florida Jokes: Which state should the Tampa Bay Buccaneers move to?… Arrrrrrrrrkansas. 
  2. Indiana Jokes & Indiana Jones Jokes: Most people think Indiana Jones’ favorite state is Indiana. However they are wrong … It is ARK ansas.
  3. Can you name the capital in Arkansas?… “A”
  4. Arkansas Basketball Jokes: The “Empty” Roster Joke: Upon taking the job at Arkansas, Coach John Calipari joked about his rebuilding task by telling the media, “I met with the team. There is no team…”
  5. 2026 March Madness Jokes: What was the most requested song in 2026 leading up to the West Regional in Arizona, Arkansas, Purdue, Texas?… “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” by Dionne Warwick (1968).
  6. Why did John Calipari cross the road?… To hit up the ATM so he could pay another 6’11” forward.
  7. An Angel Came to Coach Calipari: Coach I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is when it is all said and done, despite a few NCAA violations, you are going to heaven. The bad news is you will have to face St. Peter again. 
  8. March Madness Basketball Jokes: What do you call a University of Arkansas basketball player who never passes the basketball?… A ball hog. 
  9. Delaware Jokes: What did Delaware see?… Same thing Arkansas.
  10. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle Line Rivalry?