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- Spaghetti Jokes: Eminem was the 1st celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus. In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak & arms were heavy. And vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was mom’s spaghetti.
- October Jokes: For their service during the COVID-19 pandemic, we should honor truck drivers with a national holiday on October 4th…. A big 10-4, if you will!
- Has anyone else’s gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?… I planted myself on my couch at the beginning of March 2020 and I’ve grown significantly since.
- Knock-Knock!… Go home, you’re supposed to be social distancing.
- Cinco De Mayo Jokes: 2020 was the first Cinco De Mayo in a long time … When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona.
- Arizona Jokes: Arizona may have been a COVID 19 hot spot… …but at least it was a dry cough.
- Army Jokes: Army soldiers can’t comprehend the 6-foot social distancing requirement… But everyone in the Navy can fathom it.
- They said that a mask and gloves were enough to go to the supermarket. They lied… everyone else has clothes on.
- Pizza Jokes: News: Doctors recommend pizza and pancake diet for Covid-19 patients… And all other foods that can fit under the door.
- Pi Day Jokes: It’s only a matter of time before the Pi-variant of the Coronavirus is discovered now… We’ll have come full circle then.