Google Search “Top 10 Stanley Cup Jokes”
- What is the favorite NHL team of the weather channel?… It is either the Carolina Hurricanes or the Tampa Bay Lightning.
- What did the skeleton drive to the Stanley Cup ockey game?… A Zam-bony.
- I recently found out that Stan Lee was an exceptional hockey player… His very first practice and he already had the Stanley Cup.
- What does a Stanley Cup NHL hockey player & a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
- What do you give a Stanley Cup hockey player when he demands money?… A check.
- Do you know what an enforcer does on a hockey team?… Just checking.
- We love @sprinkles @JohnnyCupcakes @ProTurtles @StanleyCup @keeperofthecup @NHL! What does the best #hockey team get for their end-of-season party?… Stanley #Cupcakes. #StanleyCup
- Which Stanley Cup goaltender can jump higher than a crossbar?… Both of them, a crossbar can’t jump!
- What do Stanley Cup hockey players like most about chess?… When they get to check the king.
- What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite play in hockey?… Icing!