Google Search “Top 10 Stanley Cup Jokes”

  1. What is the favorite NHL team of the weather channel?… It is either the Carolina Hurricanes or the Tampa Bay Lightning.
  2. What did the skeleton drive to the Stanley Cup ockey game?… A Zam-bony.
  3. I recently found out that Stan Lee was an exceptional hockey player… His very first practice and he already had the Stanley Cup.
  4. What does a Stanley Cup NHL hockey player & a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks! 
  5. What do you give a Stanley Cup hockey player when he demands money?… A check.
  6. Do you know what an enforcer does on a hockey team?… Just checking.
  7. We love @sprinkles @JohnnyCupcakes @ProTurtles @StanleyCup @keeperofthecup @NHL! What does the best #hockey team get for their end-of-season party?… Stanley #Cupcakes. #StanleyCup
  8. Which Stanley Cup goaltender can jump higher than a crossbar?… Both of them, a crossbar can’t jump!
  9. What do Stanley Cup hockey players like most about chess?… When they get to check the king.
  10. What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite play in hockey?… Icing!