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Google Search “Top 10 Egg Jokes”
- Boiled eggs…. Hard to beat, aren’t they?
- Would you like to hear an egg yolk… I have a dozen of them.
- I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor…. I prefer them poached.
- June Jokes for Teachers: Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?… So he could grade his eggs.
- I saw a sign earlier that said, “Free Range Eggs.”… I’ve never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
- How do comedians like their eggs?… Funny side up!
- Don’t put all my eggs in one basket?… Nice try, basket industry.
- I was going to tell you a joke about an egg …… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
- Grinch Jokes: What is the Grinch’s favorite breakfast dish?… Green Eggs and Ham!
- Principal Jokes: What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled.