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Google Search “Top 10 Egg Jokes”
- June 3rd National Egg Day: What’s an egg’s favorite basketball team?… Yokelahomia City Thunder. (Basketball Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
- Pancake Jokes: When the little boy was making pancakes why did the batter run away?… Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
- Principal Jokes: What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled.
- Hiking Jokes: How did the egg get up the mountain?… It scrambled up.
- What do dogs eat for breakfast?… Pooched eggs.
- What is a dog’s favorite breakfast?… Pooched eggs and pupcakes.
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best egg jokes. eggs
- Would you like to hear an egg yolk… I have a dozen of them.
- What is an egg’s favorite Michael Jackson song?… Beat It.
- Grinch Jokes: What is the Grinch’s favorite breakfast dish?… Green Eggs and Ham!