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- American Revolution Jokes: The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere… an absolute night mare for the British!
- Patriots’ Day Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the Massachusetts holiday that coincides with the Boston Marathon?… Patriots’ Day.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name what Revolutionary battle is celebrated on the Massachusetts holiday of Patriots’ Day?… The Battle o Lexington & Concord.
- American Revolution Jokes: Sam Adams….. should be the official beer of Patriots’ Day.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the other name for Boson’s celebration of Patriots’ Day?… Marathon Monday.
- Paul Revere’s horse was fast… he had to gallop through history.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the name of the Boston Marathon mascot?… Spike.
- The #1 Day in Boston Sports… Marathon Monday… The Red Sox at Fenway… The Celtics and Bruins in the playoffs… and the oldest marathon with the top runners in the world!
- Basketball Joke of the Day: What is Stephen Curry’s favorite holiday?… Patriots Day. It celebrates “the Shot Heard Round the World!
- Baseball Jokes: What do the Battle of Lexington and Concord and Bobby Thomson’s home run on October 3, 1951, to win the National League (NL) pennant have in common?… They both are referred to as “The Shot Heard ‘Round the World.”