UConn Basketball Jokes

by | Mar 1, 2026 | basketball, Dads, Latest News, youth basketball

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best UConn basketball jokes.
  2. UConn’t make this up!!!… UConn has been in three of the last Final Fours. (2026, 2025, 2024)
  3. Duke Basketball Jokes: Hey Duke… Hoosier Daddy?… Braylon Mullins!
  4. UConn Do It.. Even if you are down 19 points against Duke, the #1 overall seed.
  5. 2026 Final Four Jokes: What do you call fans that jumped on the UConn bandwagon in 2026?… The Karaban Caravan!
  6. Pope Jokes: What is the Pope’s favorite UConn Men’s Basketball March Madness Moment?… The Mullins Miracle.
  7. Michigan Basketball Jokes: UConn’t deny it… Michigan was the better team in the 2026 National Championship.
  8. Great Bracket Names: UConn Do It
  9. 2026 Final Four: UConn have both the Men’s and Women’s basketball teams reach the Final Four.
  10. Braylon Mullins. UConn make the game winner from way downtown with 0.4 seconds left… the Shot Heard Round the March Madness World.
  11. Did you see Coach Hurley headbutt the referee after the Mullins Miracle shot?… If they win the championship do you think he might make a guest appearance on WWE?
  12. Duke Basketball Jokes: The Cameron Crazies might need a little more therapy after they lost at the buzzer to Braylon Mullins and the UConn Huskies.
  13. Do you believe in Mullins Miracles?… YES!
  14. Boston College Basketball Jokes: Does anyone think it was a little bit funny that Boston College hired UConn assistant Luke Murray, the son of Bill Murray to coach the Men’s Basketball team?
  15. Even if you did not make a 3-pointer all night… UConn Do It, Braylon Mullin. UConn make the game winner from way downtown with 0.4 seconds left.
  16. 2026 March Madness Jokes: When UConn needed a bucket and ran an isolation play. The #1 option…. Solo Ball.
  17. Dan Hurley and Jon Scheyer were in their cars going in opposite directions, when they met at a narrow bridge and hit each other head on. Jon Scheyer got out of his car, checked himself and said, “It’s a miracle! I’m not hurt at all!” Hurley gets out, checks himself and says, “It’s a miracle! Not even a scratch! I think we should celebrate.” He went to the truck and pulled out a bottle of aged whiskey. Jon Scheyer grabs it, turns it up and drinks half the bottle. He hands it to Hurley, who puts the top back on it and throws it over the side of the bridge. Jon Scheyer asked him, “Why didn’t you drink any?” Hurley looked at him and said, “I think I’ll just wait for the cops.”
  18. Duke Basketball Jokes: The Cameron Crazies might need a little more therapy after losing in the 2025 with Cooper Flagg to Houston in the Final Four after being up 14-points with 8:17 remaining. lost at the buzzer to Braylon Mullins and the UConn Huskies AND losing in 2026 in the Elite Eight to UConn after being up 19-points.
  19. What 2026 March Madness fans need the most therapy?… The Cameron Crazies. What a devastating loss to UConn.
  20. Florida Basketball Jokes Florida advanced to the Sweet Sixteen, beating 2-time defending National Champions UConn. UConn’s help defense just was not good enough. I guess you could say there just was not enough…. Gator – aid.
  21. Duke Basketball Jokes: Why does my DVR record Duke games when I set it for “The Biggest Loser?”… 1 seeds in the NCAA Tournament were 134-0 when leading by 15+ points at halftime before UConn’s historic comeback against Duke. This record, which represented a perfect streak in tournament history, was broken following the game where Duke led by 15+ points at halftime but lost 73-72 to UConn, changing the stat to 134-1.
  22. March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did UConn win back-to-back NCAA Final Fours?… They played defense like dogs. 
  23. Iditarod Jokes: Who did the Alaskan Iditarod team cheer for during the college basketball season?… The UConn Huskies.
  24. Skiing Jokes: Who do skiers cheer for during the college basketball season?… The UConn Hu skies. 
  25. Watching UConn fans try to act nervous when they’re a top seed is the real entertainment.
  26. Following a loss to Creighton in 2025, Dan Hurley described his own team’s performance by simply stating, “Our defense was a joke.”
  27. UConn come back against Duke after being down 19 points in the Elite Eight to move on to the Final Four.