Basketball Jokes for the Ides of March

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1. Sunday March 15th, 2026: Selection Sunday falls on the Ides of March. People want an Ides of March March Madness joke… I’ll take a stab at that.
2. Why did Julius Caesar avoid the basketball court in March?… He was afraid of the “Bricks” (Et tu, Brute?).
3. What is a basketball player’s favorite Shakespearean line?… “Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears… I need to ask for a foul!”
4. Why is it hard to trust basketball players on March 15th?… Too many people are throwing “daggers.”
5. What do you call a Cinderella team that takes over the tournament?… The Ides of March Madness.
6. Why did the basketball team visit the oracle?… They wanted to know if they would reach the Elite Eight.