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- Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: My dating life is like a biathlon… cold, long, and full of missed shots.
- Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: I asked my date if they liked biathlon. They said, “I’ll ski you later.”
- Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?… Because you can really party hearty!
- Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?… No, but they had an apple.
- What did one oar say to the other?… “Can I interest you in a little row-mance?”
- Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?… Because it’s all heart.
- What did the pencil say to the paper?… I dot my i’s on you!
- What did the light bulb say to the switch?… You turn me on.
- Do you have a date for Valentines Day?… Yes, February 14th.
- “I can’t be your Valentine for medical reasons.”…“Really?”… “Yeah, you make me sick!”
- What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp?… Stick with me and you’ll go places!
- What do Chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?… They are all better rich! (Top Holiday Jokes & Top Coffee Day Jokes)
- What did one light bulb say to the other?… I love you a whole watt!
- Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid?… He was totally bow-gus!
- What do you call two birds in love?…. Tweethearts!
- What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?… Ughs and kisses!
- What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?… I’m nuts about you!
- What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?… You’re nuts so bad yourself!
- What is the difference between a calendar and single person?… A calendar has a date on Valentine’s day.
- Why did the banana go out with the prune for Valentine’s Day?… Because he couldn’t get a date.
- Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?… Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
- What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?… I love you a ton!
- Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Sherwood… Sherwood who?… Sherwood like to be your valentine! (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
- What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine’s Day?… Rugs and kisses!
- What do you call a very small Valentine’s?… A Valentiny!
- What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?… His ghoul-friend.
- What did the drum say to his Valentine?… My heart beats for you! (Top Biology Jokes)
- What did one calculator say to the other?… “How do I love thee? Let me count the ways!” (101 Math Jokes)
- What did the painter say to his Valentine?… I love you with all my art!
- What did the owl say to his Valentine?… Owl be yours!
- What did the cat say to his Valentine?… You’re purr-fect for me!
- If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?… Antelope.
- What did the paper clip say to the magnet?… I find you very attractive.
- Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive you!
- What did the bat say to his girlfriend?…. You’re fun to hang around with.
- What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?… “I’ve got a crutch on you!”
- Knock knock!…Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like a big kiss?
- What do single people call Valentine’s Day?… Happy Independence Day (Top 40 4th of July Jokes).
- Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?… Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
- What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?… Cauliflowers!
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Atlas… Atlas who?… Atlas Valentine’s Day is here!
- What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?…. A card that says, “I love you drool-ly!” (Top Dog Jokes)
- Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?… She stole his heart.
- What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?…. Hogs and kisses!
- What did one pickle say to the other?… You mean a great dill to me.
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Jimmy… Jimmy who?… Jimmy a little kiss?
- What did one volcano say to the other?…I lava you.(Top Geography Jokes)
- Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine?… She didn’t suit his taste!
- What did one light bult say to the other?… You light up my life!
- How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?… He gave her a ring.