Geology Jokes:

  1. Who is a geologist’s favorite U2 DJ?… “Rocky” O’Riordan.
  2. Where is the geologist favorite place to see U2?… Red Rocks.
  3. What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? …. A sham rock.
  4. College Football Jokes: Friday January 19th, 2026: Why are geologists so excited for the National Championship game between #1 Indiana and #10 Miami?… It is being played at Hard Rock Stadium.