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Basketball Jokes for March

  1. Jimmy V Quotes Dentist Jokes: “We win or the alumni bash in our teeth.” (explaining the dental plan at North Carolina State)
  2. Bobby Knight Quotes: “If I came in to recruit your son, I would tell you, your wife and your son that I will be the most demanding coach your son can play for.” Bobby Knight
  3. Dickie V Quotes: “Glue guys aren’t superstars. They’re not the No. 1 option. They just do things only coaches really appreciate. The stars get the headlines, but glue guys help you get in the winner’s circle. I don’t think you can win without having that kind of player.” Dick Vitale
  4. Coach K Quotes: “Goals should be realistic, attainable, and shared among all members of the team.” Coach K
  5. Jimmy V Quotes: “I asked a ref if he could give me a technical foul for thinking bad things about him. He said, of course not. I said, well, I think you stink. And he gave me a technical. You can’t trust em.” Jim Valvano
  6. Larry Bird Quotes: “I never learned anything by losing.” Larry Bird
  7. Larry Bird Quotes: “You can’t take anything away from a champion.” Larry Bird
  8. Larry Bird Quotes: “It makes me sick when I see a guy just stare at a loose ball and watch it go out of bounds.” Larry Bird
  9. March Madness Basketball Jokes: What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian
  10. March 10, 1946 “Don’t give up. Don’t ever give up.” Jimmy Valvano
  11. “I’m a coach who believes in execution. Whenever I see [that player] shoot free throws, I want to execute him.” Rick Pitino
  12. March Madness Basketball Jokes: “We have a great bunch of outside shooters; unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.” Weldon Drew
  13. Bobby Knight Quotes:“Your biggest opponent isn’t the other guy. It’s human nature.” Bobby Knight

June

  1. June 9, 1939 June 9th “He’s a PTPer tonight, baby!” Dick Vitale

December Quotes

  1. December 2nd Jimmy V Week Jimmy V Quotes: “Don’t give up. Don’t ever give up.”
  2. “I made a ridiculous statement when I first went to North Carolina State. I said I know basketball down there was like life or death. It was very wrong. It’s more important.”
  3. “We have a very intelligent team. I’ve had clubs that when you tell a guy to go back door, he leaves the gym. Or you tell the team you’re going to have a closed practice and eight guys don’t show up.”
  4. Milk Jokes: “Why shouldn’t I milk it? We’re an agricultural institution.” (after all his endorsement offers after North Carolina State won the NCAA Tournament)
  5. December 7th, 1956 Larry Bird Quotes “I’ve got a theory that if you give 100 percent all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end.” Larry Bird
  6. John Wooden Quotes: “Big things are accomplished only through the perfection of minor details.” John Wooden

January

  1. Jimmy V Quotes: “No matter what business you’re in, you can’t run in place or someone will pass you by. It doesn’t matter how many games you’ve won.” Jim Valvano
  2. John Wooden Quotes: “Discipline yourself and others won’t need to.” John Wooden
  3. “As long as you try your best, you are never a failure. That is, unless you blame others.” John Wooden
  4. “He’s a Diaper Dandy!” Dick Vitale
  5. “Never make excuses. Your friends don’t need them and your foes won’t believe them.” John Wooden
  6. “He’s awesome, baby, with a capital “A.” Dick Vitale
  7. “Do not permit what you cannot do to interfere with what you can do.” John Wooden
  8. “We have a very intelligent team. I’ve had clubs that when you tell a guy to go back door, he leaves the gym. Or you tell the team you’re going to have a closed practice and eight guys don’t show up.” Jim Valvano
  9. “I asked a ref if he could give me a technical foul for thinking bad things about him. He said, of course not. I said, well, I think you stink. And he gave me a technical. You can’t trust em.” Jim Valvano
  10. January 11th: National Milk Day JokesJimmy V Quotes: “Why shouldn’t I milk it? We’re an agricultural institution.” (after all his endorsement offers after North Carolina State won the NCAA Tournament)
  11. “I made a ridiculous statement when I first went to North Carolina State. I said I know basketball down there was like life or death. It was very wrong. It’s more important.” Jim Valvano
  12. “There are 86,400 seconds in a day. It’s up to you to decide what to do with them.” Jim Valvano
  13. “Don’t give up. Don’t ever give up.” Jim Valvano
  14. “My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.” Jim Valvano
  15. “While you can’t control what happens to you, you can control how you react.” John Wooden