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National Sesame Street Day is celebrated annually on November 10th to commemorate the anniversary of the show’s first broadcast on November 10, 1969. The day was officially established in 2009 by a mayoral proclamation in New York City to honor the 40th anniversary of the show.
- I think that one puppet from Sesame Street is my favorite vampire ever. Some people claim he doesn’t count, but I’m certain that he does.
- November Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Sesame Street jokes.
- Fast Food Jokes: Oscar the Grouch was fired from McDonalds?… He refused to sell Happy Meals.
- Who else thinks it’s time we called Sesame Street out for what it really is?… A show of hands?
- Math Jokes & Bastille Day Jokes: On the French version of “Sesame Street,” all the muppets turned out to say goodbye to the number zero… It was much adieu about nothing.
- I am feeling proud of myself lately. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, But I finished it in 10 months!
- Movie Jokes: If Sesame Street had an awards show… would they be handing out Oscars?
- Vampire Jokes: I was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, “the muppet from Sesame Street.” They told me, “He doesn’t count!” I replied, “I assure you, he does.”
- Why is the count from Sesame Street still single?… Because he doesn’t ever wanna Miss Count.
- The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: What do Oscar The Grouch and Michael Jordan have in common?… The are great at trash talking.
- I heard Oscar the Grouch was getting kicked off of Sesame Street… Apparently he was trash talking the other cast members behind their backs.
- Math Jokes: Bob from Sesame Street made it to 90. When asked for comment The Count said… “This is going to take some time.”
- Field Trip Jokes: Did you hear the field trip joke to Sesame Street to see the Cookie Monster?… It is crummy.
- Birthday Jokes & Cake Jokes: What kind of cake do you get on Sesame Street?… A Bert-day cake!
- Election Jokes: 2024 Election: Who was most excited about Donald Trump calling America the trash can of the world?… Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street.
- Bert and Ernie are sitting outside one day on Sesame Street. Bert turns to Ernie and asks, “Hey Ernie, wanna go get some ice cream?… “Sure Bert”
- College Basketball Jokes: Who is Oscar the Grouch’s favorite 2025 March Madness team?… Omaha, like Oscar. love trash cans.
- How does the Cookie Monster pay for his cookies?… With Cookie Dough.
- Movie Jokes: What awards do you get on Sesame Street?… Oscars.
- What do people drive on Sesame Street?… Monster Trucks.
- What do you get if you cross a cactus with a Sesame Street character?… Prickle Me Elmo.
- Bird Jokes: Why couldn’t Big Bird hang out with his friends?… Because he was ostrich-sized.
- Bird Jokes: Why did Big Bird cross the playground?… to get to the other slide.
- What happened if you put a Sesame Street character in a jar of brine?… Pickle Me Elmo.
- Why did Oscar get told off?… For trash talking.
- New York Jokes: Where should you visit after Sesame Street?… Thyme Square.
- Sesame Street Jokes:
- Bird Jokes: Why was Ernie’s friend up so early?… Because the early Bert gets the worm.
- Bird Jokes: What does Big Bird get when he goes to the hospital?… Tweetment
- What do you get if you cross a muppet and some furniture?… Oscar the Couch.
- Vampire Jokes: Why did the count take some medicine?… Because he was coffin too much!
- Cookie Jokes: Why isn’t the Cookie monster allowed on the internet?… He always accepts cookies.
- Math Jokes: How does the Cookie Monster count?… With NOM bers.
- What’s the Count’s favorite fruit?… NECK tarines
- Retirement Jokes: Bob McGrath retired from Sesame Street in 2017 at the age of 85, after a 47-year run on the show. He was born on June 13, 1932, and retired just before the 2017 season began… When asked for comment The Count said… “This is going to take some time.”
- What sort of sweets does Big Bird give out?… Sesame Treats.
- Ice Cream Jokes: Bert: “Ernie, do you want some ice cream?” Ernie: “Sherbert.”
- Music Jokes: I’m surprised Metallica hasn’t been on Sesame Street… After all they are the Master of Puppets.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Sesame Street?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Sesame Street knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Sesame Street knock knock jokes?
- Bird Jokes: Why couldn’t Big Bird hang out with the sesame street gang?… Because he was ostrich-sized…
- New York Jokes: Why is it called Sesame Street?… They couldn’t call it Thyme Square.
- What’s the Republicans’ most hated Sesame Street character?… The Count.
- The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: What do Oscar The Grouch and Larry Bird have in common?… The are great at trash talking.
- Vampire Jokes:
- Who’s Leonardo Dicaprio’s least favorite Sesame Street character?… Oscar.
- Why did Trump visit Sesame Street?… He wanted to stop The Count.
- I heard Oscar the Grouch was getting kicked off of Sesame Street… Apparently he was trash talking the other cast members behind their backs.
- Word on the sesame street is… The cookie monster’s a real macadamia nut.
- A terrorist starts a hostage situation on Sesame Street The terrorist is on the phone with the hostage negotiator, who asks him how many hostages the terrorist has. The terrorist says: “I gotta count.”
- The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years But I finished it in 18 months.
- Bert and Ernie are sitting outside one day on Sesame Street. Bert turns to Ernie and asks, “Hey Ernie, wanna go get some ice cream?… “Sure Bert” (Ice Cream Jokes)
- Who is Burt’s Bees wax’s roommate at summer camp?… Ernie’s bees wax! (Bee Jokes & Summer Camp Street Jokes)
- Vampire Jokes: There’s only one vampire on Sesame Street… At least, only one that counts.
- Vampire Jokes: Who is your favorite Sesame Street character?… I like the Vampire, but some say he doesn’t count.
- Vampire Jokes:Who is your favorite sesame street character?… I like the Vampire. Does he count?
- What’s the difference between James Corden and a Sesame Street puppeteer?… The puppeteer has touched more Oscars.
- Bird Jokes: Why is Big Bird big, yellow, and feathery? … Because if he was small, yellow, and nuggety he would be a corn on the cob!
- Summer Camp Jokes: Who is Burt’s Bees wax’s summer camp roommate?… Ernie’s bees wax!
- Math Jokes: A terrorist starts a hostage situation on Sesame Street: The terrorist is on the phone with the hostage negotiator, who asks him how many hostages the terrorist has. The terrorist says: “I gotta count.”
- Who’s Leonardo Dicaprio’s least favorite Sesame Street character?… Oscar.
- I think that one puppet from Sesame Street is my favorite vampire ever. Some people claim he doesn’t count… but I’m certain that he does.
- Election Jokes: Why did Trump visit Sesame Street?… He wanted to stop The Count.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know Ernie’s best friend on Sesame Street?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know Bert’s best friend on Sesame Street?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know Big Bird’s invisible friend on Sesame Street?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know Ernie’s favorite bathtub toy?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me Ernie’s best friend on Sesame Street?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me Bert’s best friend on Sesame Street?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me Big Bird’s invisible friend on Sesame Street?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me your favorite Sesame Street character
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me your least favorite Sesame Street character
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?…
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?…
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?…
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?…
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?…
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?…
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?…
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?…
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Augusta… Augusta who?… Augusta watch Sesame Street.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Augusta… Augusta who?…
- Why did the vampire visit Sesame Street? He heard they had countless cookies!
- How did Grover get to work? He took the superhighway!
- Why did the music teacher go to Sesame Street? To conduct a note-worthy lesson!
- What’s Cookie Monster’s favorite day of the week? Chewsday!
- What’s Grover’s favorite sport? Super-bowling!
- What’s Elmo’s favorite game? Tickle-tag!
- What’s Elmo’s favorite game? Tickle-fight!
- What’s Grover’s favorite TV show? Super-natural!
- Why did the Sesame Street characters wear sunglasses? They wanted to look cool for the sunny day!
- What do you call a wizard on Sesame Street? A spell-bound magician!
- How did Bert and Ernie become successful entrepreneurs? They had a partnership made in heaven!
- Why was Grover excellent at sports? They always had a super competitive spirit!
- Why did Grover become a coach? He wanted to supercharge the team with positive energy!