Worm Moon Jokes

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  1. his Date in History: #January 28, 1521. The #Diet of Worms begins and lasts until people get tired of eating https://bit.ly/35YJxUg #worms.
  2. How do the @BlueJays get ready for a #@MLB #baseball game?… The worm-up! https://bit.ly/35YJxUg #CanadaDay2021 #Canada #CanadaDay #BlueJays #WeAreBlueJays #worms #July 
  3. Hey @audubonsociety! What is the best advice to give to a worm?… Sleep late! https://bit.ly/35YJxUg #worms #birds
  4. How do the @BlueJays get ready for a #@MLB #baseball game?… The worm-up! https://bit.ly/3y8nNT4 #CanadaDay2021 #Canada #CanadaDay #BlueJays #WeAreBlueJays #worms
  5. Hey @legalseafoods @NEAQ! Why do fish like to eat #worms?… Because they get hooked on them! https://bit.ly/33KRXNF #fishing
  6. What reads and lives in an #apple?… A bookworm! https://bit.ly/35YJxUg #worms #books #read
  7. I just opened up a big can of #worms. They just sit there….the worms. Hardly the chaos that’s advertised. https://bit.ly/35YJxUg 
  8. Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race?… They wound up in a tie. https://bit.ly/35YJxUg #worms #silk
  9. Hey @EarthDay! What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in #earth have you been?” https://bit.ly/35YJxUg #worms #moms #EarthDay #EarthDay2021
  10. Hey @WormsTeam17! What do you call it when worms take over the world?… Global Worming. https://bit.ly/35YJxUg #worms #EarthDay
  11. Why did the robin go to the library?… It was looking for bookworms. https://bit.ly/35YJxUg #worms #books
  12. What does a bookworm do during a baseball game?… Worm the bench. https://bit.ly/35YJxUg #worms #books
  13. Why did the worm cross the ruler?… To become an inchworm.
  14. What did the earthworm scientist discover?… Global Worming.
  15. What is worser that finding a worm in an apple?… Finding a half of worm.
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  19. What is even smarter than a talking worm?… A spelling bee.  https://bit.ly/35YJxUg #worms
  20. What was the glow worm’s favorite song?… Wake me up before you glow glow. 
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  22. What kind of worms make the best carpenters?… Inch Worms. 
  23. What do worms use to leave messages?… Compost-it notes  
  24. What happens to worms who dig too much?…  They get in-DIG-estion  
  25.  Which type of worms do storks like most?…  Birthworms. (Baby Jokes)
  26.  What kind of worms like to sleep by the fireplace?  Hearthworms.  
  27. What did the maggot do at the baseball game?… Wormed the bench.  
  28. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?…  Finding two worms.  
  29. Why don’t worms like getting up in the morning?… Because the early bird catches the worm.
  30. What makes a glow worm glow?… A light meal.  
  31. What kind of computer was most loved by worms?… The Macintosh. 
  32.  What is life like for a wood worm?… Boring.  
  33. How can you tell which end of a worm is which?… Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.  
  34. What was the name of the worm army?… The Apple Corps.  
  35. What did the woodworm say to the compost pile?… It’s been nice gnawing you.
  36. How can you tell which end of a worm is which?… Throw an apple and yell fetch.  
  37. What don’t worms from the cornfield follow directions?… Everything goes in one ear and out the other.  
  38. What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?… Very big holes in your peanut garden.  
  39. Who reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm.  
  40. Why was the glow worm teacher unhappy?… Her students weren’t bright enough.  
  41. Which worm’s always know how long they are?…Measuring tape-worms.  
  42. Which worm’s make the best gift wrappers?… Scotch tape-worms.  
  43. Why did the boy think worms would taste like chewing gum?… Because they’re wrigleys.   
  44. Why are glow worms good to carry in your backpack?… They can lighten your load.  
  45.  What squirms and howls at the moon?… Wereworms.  
  46. What did the earthworm scientist discover?… Global Worming.  
  47. Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?… It was going ear to ear in his cornfield.  
  48. What got the worm?… The early bird. 
  49. What did the worm say to the friend who got stuck in an apple?… You’re going to have to worm your way out of this one.  
  50. Which type of worms are the widest?… Girthworms. 
  51. Knock, Knock Who’s there? Worm. Worm who? Worm in here, isn’t it?
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  53. Who is a worm’s favorite basketball player?… Dennis Rodman AKA “the worm.” 
  54. What reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm! https://bit.ly/35YJxUg #worms #books
  58. What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth! 
  59. What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden! 
  62. What did the woodworm say to the chair? It’s been nice gnawing you! 
  63. What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid! 
  64. Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load! 
  65. What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death! 
  66. What is a worm’s favorite band? Mud! 
  67. How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted. 
  68. What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps! 
  69. Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs! 
  70. What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up. 
  71. Who is the worm’s Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher! 
  72. What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh. 
  73. Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
  74. What eats laptops? Computer worms. 
  75. How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light! 
  76. How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
  77. How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted! 
  79. What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been!
  80. When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light! 
  81. I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should of seen him, he looked genuinely crushed.