- What do whales like to put on their toast?… Jellyfish!
- Did you know that February is Humpback Whale Awareness Month?… I’m not shore if I will celebrate, but I whale let you know.
- What’s a sailor’s favorite type of humor?… Whale-y bad puns.
- What do you call a grandpa whale?… A hunch back whale! (Grandparent Jokes)
- What do whales eat?… Fish and ships.
- What do you call a baby whale?… A little squirt!
- Did you hear about the flying whale?… Actually its a whale of a story.
- What do whales like to chew?… Blubber gum! (Candy Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a cow and a whale?… Sha-Moo.
- How do you get banned from Sea World?… Free Willy.
- How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?… One wags a tail and the other tags a whale. (Dog Jokes)
- Why did the whale cross the road?… To get to the other tide!
- How do you make a fish laugh?… Tell a whale of a tale.
- I know a whale joke. It’s a real killer.