- Labor Day Jokes: I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it… so they gave me the axe.
- September Jokes: What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber!
- How do you invite an Ent to a party?… You “tree”-t them!
- What did the dog say to the tree?… Bark.
- Tree trimmers do such a fantastic job… They should take a bough.
- Dog Jokes: What trees are dogs most afraid of?… Redwoods, they have the biggest bark.
- Dog Jokes: Why do dogs make the best arborists?… Because they are experts in bark.
- How do you know your Alaskan?… You know which leaves make good toilet paper!
- Did you hear the joke about tree?… It’ll leaf you laughing!
- Why was the cat scared of the tree?… Because of its bark.
- Camping Jokes: If you’re in the woods during a camping trip, how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?… By its bark.
- What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?… Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze.
- What is a woodchipper called in Lord of the Rings?… An Ent-eater.
- Dancing trees?… Now that’s ENT-ertainment.
- Camping Pun: When you’re camping, you always have to “branch” out and try new things!
- Camping Jokes: Camping Pun: I can’t believe I got stranded in the woods!… Talk about a real “tree-ble” situation!
- Camping Jokes: How do trees access the internet at a campground?… They log in!
- Did you hear the joke about the oak tree?… It’s acorny one!
- What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Funny Jokes for Each Month)
- Did you hear the one about the redwood?… It’s tree-mendous!
- Why was the pine tree sent to its room?… Because it was being knotty!
- What did the tree wear to the pool party?… Swimming trunks! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
- Why did you give the tree some aspirin?… Because I heard it was a sycamore! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- What kind of tree is often found in the kitchen?… A pantry!
- Tree Jokes: What is a lumberjack’s favorite month?… Sep-timber!
- Tree Jokes: What is an aborist’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber!
- What is your favorite type of tree?… A pastry!
- Why was the tree drooling?… It was a dogwood. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
- Why did you plant a board and nails on Arbor Day?… I was trying to grow a tree house!
- What do you call a whole day planting trees?… Arbore Day
- What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?… May the Forest be with you. (Star Wars Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the dog bury himself in the back yard?… Cause you can’t grow a tree without bark.
- What do you do when your dog goes missing in the forest?… Put your ear to a tree and listen for the bark.
- Tree: Do you like bark? Dog: What do you think? I bark every day of my life.
