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Google Search “Top 50 Taco Jokes”
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best taco jokes.
- Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Cinco De Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
- Cinco De Mayo Jokes: I’ll be bringing my Cinco de Mayo leftovers to work tomorrow… Looks like it’ll be tacos de reincarne for lunch!
- Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Cinco de Mayo: The only day we taco ’bout Mexican history.
- Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Remember, Cinco de Mayo isn’t just about drinking margaritas… It’s also about tacos, burritos, and quesadillas.
- Cinco De Mayo Pun: It’s a specu-taco-lar day to celebrate with friends and family.
- Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Cinco De mayo 2026… The BEST EVER!… It is on Taco Tuesday!
- Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco De Mayo.
- Fishing Jokes: I made some fish tacos last night… They just swam away and ignored them.
- What do pumpkins order at Taco Bell?… Gourditas.
- Jokes about tacos always get a bad wrap… It’s probably because they’re so corny.
- Unofficial Song of National Taco Day: Let’s give ‘em something to taco bout.
- Why you gotta be jalapeño in my business?… I’m #nacho sure I want to taco bout it.
- How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray.
- I got #gas today for $1.39… Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.
- We are the #1 listing for a #google search of “National Taco Day Jokes!”… I wanna taco bout it.
- Customer: Waiter Waiter! Will my taco be long? Waiter: No, it will be round!
- The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso the #covid.
- What NBA basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Taco Fall.
- Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat, they just want to read the pepper, and spend a little thyme with the kids.
- Why can’t you trust tacos to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the #beans.
- National Taco Day is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
- What did the baby Toyota say when Mama Toyota asked what he wanted for lunch?… “A Taco, ma.”
- I really like burritos… I could taco about them all day.
- Did you hear about the new Mexican restaurant?… It’s the taco the town!
- Why did the taco blush?… Because it saw the #salad dressing!
- How do you make a taco stand?… You take away it’s chair.
- Who watches Baby Taco when Mama Taco and Daddy Taco go out on a date?… Aunt Chilada.
- 2 bankers went to a taqueria & ordered 2 drinks. Then they produced tacos from their briefcases & started to eat! The waiter marched over and told them, “You can’t eat your own tacos in here!” The #bankers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders & then exchanged tacos.
- I had no choice but to stop cooking during the taco making contest… I ran out of thyme.
- You cannot make everybody happy… you are not a taco.
- Did you realize the consequences of naming your son Taco Cheese?… No, but I had grate expectations.
- Where did the taco go for drinks?… The Salad Bar!
- Why are tacos depressed?… Because they’re always falling apart.
- Live like every day like it is Taco Tuesday!
- Which #Disney princess only comes out on National Taco Day?… Taco Belle!
- What is a taco’s favorite musical genre?… Wrap music, of course!
- A day without tacos won’t kill you…but why risk it?
- What do bears call summer campers in sleeping bags?… Soft tacos.
- We are not the #1 listing for a google search of “taco jokes!”… I do not wanna taco bout it.
- Customer: “Waiter, this taco tastes funny!” Waiter: “Then why aren’t you laughing?”
- If you don’t like tacos… I’m nacho type.
- The difference between tacos and your opinion is… that I asked for #tacos.
- Hey When do they smother a #taco in #cheese?… In best queso scenario.
- Cinco De Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
- The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso the flu.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about #tacos?
- I don’t like it when you make #tacos… They’re #nacho best dish.
- Hey baby, taco walk on the wild side!
- It’s good to have friends who are taco chef… They are always seasoning the day.