Top 10 Texas Jokes

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Why was the delegation from the Dallas Dyslexic Republican Association turned away from the Republican National Convention?… Their placard read: ‘We love Taxes.’
What is the Texas state slogan?… Oils Well that ends well
My friend asked me what I thought about the state North of Texas… I told him it’s OK! (Oklahoma Jokes)
What does a Texas Rancher call his cow with no legs?… Ground beef!
What did the Texan say every time he ordered apple pie at a restaurant?… Remember the à la mode! (Ice Cream Jokes)
What’s a Texan’s favorite salad dressing?… Ranch!
Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?… He wanted to get a long little doggie!
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. Rio Grande (10 Longest Rivers in Texas)
Where in America should you go to feel good about yourself and life?… Fort Worth, Texas!
What did the big yellow rose of Texas say to the little yellow rose of Texas?… “Hi, bud!”