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- Election Jokes: Why was the delegation from the Dallas Dyslexic Republican Association turned away from the Republican National Convention?… Their placard read: ‘We love Taxes.’
- What is the Texas state slogan?… Oils Well that ends well.
- What’s a Texan’s favorite salad dressing?… Ranch!
- Pie Jokes: What did the Texan say every time he ordered apple pie at a restaurant?… Remember the à la mode!
- Cow Jokes: The waitress brought me the wrong order at Texas Road House, and I told her it was a Miss Steak. She shook her head, sighed, and told me, “Steak jokes are a rare, medium, and well done.”
- Oklahoma Jokes: My friend asked me what I thought about the state North of Texas… I told him it’s OK!
- Geography Jokes: Where in America should you go to feel good about yourself and life?… Fort Worth, Texas!
- Dog Jokes: Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?… He wanted to get a long little doggie!
- Cow Jokes: What does a Texas Rancher call his cow with no legs?… Ground beef!
- President Jokes: Who were the greenest presidents?… The Bushes.