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  1. December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Santa jokes.
  2. Sesame Street Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite Sesame Street character?… Cookie Monster. After all, they have a lot in common.
  3. Why wouldn’t you want to get into a fight with Santa?… He has a black belt AND… you will be put on the naughty list.
  4. World Geography Jokes: What nationality is Santa Claus?… North Polish.
  5. How much did Santa Claus pay for his sleigh?… Nothing at all. It was on the house.
  6. Cookie Jokes: What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?… Santa’s burps!
  7. Cereal Jokes: Why couldn’t Santa have cereal in the morning?… All of his bowls were filled with jelly.
  8. Walking Jokes: What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?… Santa walking backward!
  9. Snow Jokes: What did Santa say when he returned home after delivering the gifts around the world?… There’s snow place like home.
  10. December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Ho Ho. Ho Ho who?… Your Santa impression needs a little work!

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