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Google Search “Top 10 Plumber Jokes”

  1. Psychology Jokes: Why was the plumber depressed?… His career was going down the toilet.
  2. What is a plumber’s least favorite vegetable?… Leaks.
  3. A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak and fix one too!.
  4. What do plumbers have when they fall asleep?… Pipe dreams.
  5. My plumber’s mantra is… “Waste not, want not.”
  6. What makes a plumber smile any time of day?… Overtime pay!
  7. How are doctors and plumbers alike?… They both bury their mistakes.
  8. What’s the one thing professional poker players and plumbers can agree on?… A royal flush is better than a full house!
  9. What do you call a person who fixes your pipes?… A lifesaver!
  10. What do plumbers, garbagemen, and economists all have in common?… They all deal with gross domestic product.