Top 10 Jokes for the 1st Day Of School

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best jokes for the First Day of School!
  2. Custodian Jokes: A new principal was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off books and supplies in preparation for the arrival of students the next day. The school where he had been a Principal the previous year had used a check-out system only slightly less elaborate than that at Fort Knox. Cautiously, he asked the school’s long time Custodian, “Do you think it’s wise to keep the stock room unlocked and to let the teachers take things without requisitions?” The Custodian looked at him gravely… “We trust them with the children, don’t we?”
  3. The 1st Day of School is exciting, but so is riding a roller coaster, and I wouldn’t want to do that for nine months in a row either.
  4. Buck Moon Jokes: Why did the student get a detention on the 1st day of school?… He mispronounced the Buck Moon.
  5. Mother’s Day Jokes: Mother: “Why are you home from school so early on the 1st day of school?” Son: “I was the only one who could answer a question.” Mother: “Oh, really? What was the question?” Son: “Who threw the eraser at the principal?”
  6. Math Jokes: Why did average get sent to the principal’s office on the 1st day of school… He was being mean.
  7. Custodian Jokes: A school had a problem on the 1st day of school. Girls used lipstick in the bathroom & kissed the mirror. Maintenance removed the prints. This continued. The principal called the girls to the bathroom to demonstrate the cleaning. He dipped a squeegee in the toilet & cleaned the mirror. No More problem!
  8. High School Jokes: After the Opening Day High School Assembly Boy: “Isn’t the principal a dummy!” Girl: “Say, do you know who I am?” Boy: “No.” Girl: “I’m the principal’s daughter.” Boy: “And do you know who I am?” Girl: “No,” Boy: “Thank goodness!” (Boy walks away.)
  9. What did the #math teacher have for dessert on the 1st day of school?… Pi.
  10. Spiderman Jokes: Spiderman designed a new outfit for 1st day of school… It’s a class-action suit.