Top Ground Hog Day Jokes – My Town Tutors

What do you call Punxsutawney Phil's laundry?... Hogwash.
On Groundhog Day what does it mean if the groundhog sees a stupid monster?... You'll have six more weeks of stupidity!
What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?... Ground-dog Day!
What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?... He became a pound hog!
What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?... We'll have six more weeks of splinters!
Why was the groundhog depressed about his den?... He was having a bad lair day!
What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?... Ground Nog Day!
What's green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?... The ground frog!
What would you get if you crossed Groundhog Day with a puppy?... Ground-dog Day!
Where do sick groundhogs go?... to the hogpital
What do you call a groundhog adopted from the Humane Society?... A poundhog
What do you call a groundhog who eats too much?... A roundhog
What do you call a royal groundhog?... A crowned hog
What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a pistachio?... A green beast who predicts a dry spring, and acts like a nut.
What is a groundhog’s favorite book?... Holes
What side of the groundhog has the most hair?... The outside
What should you do if you find a groundhog sleeping in your bed?... Sleep somewhere else.
Who leaps tall buildings with a single bound?... Superhog
What do you call a groundhog’s laundry?... Hogwash
How do groundhogs smell?... With their noses

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