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  1. Super Bowl LX Jokes: A New England first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Basketball Jokes)
  2. Winter Olympics Jokes: Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: A few times. Once a year at Super Bowl time. Once every four years for the Winter Olympics. And once every four years for the Summer Olympics.
  3. Middle School Jokes: Middle School Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: Only once a year at Super Bowl time.
  4. Elementary School Jokes: Elementary School Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: Only once a year at Super Bowl time.
  5. High School Jokes: High School Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: Only once a year at Super Bowl time.
  6. What’s the difference between a Super Bowl quarterback and an elementary student?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
  7. Super Bowl Jokes for Teachers: What’s the difference between a Super Bowl quarterback and a kindergarten student?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.