Snoopy Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Snoopy jokes.
  2. What is Snoopy’s favorite Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young song?… Woodstock.
  3. What is Snoopy’s favorite subject in school?… Paw-literature!
  4. Why did Snoopy quit the comic strip?… He was tired of working for peanuts.
  5. Peanut Butter Jokes: What did Snoopy put on his crackers?… Peanuts butter.
  6. Snoopy’s favorite workout?… Nap reps.
  7. What do you call a Snoopy with a fever?… A hot dog.
  8. How does Snoopy start his morning?… With a pawsitive stretch.
  9. What is Snoopy’s favorite dessert?… Pup-cakes!
  10. Why were Charlie Brown, Linus, Lucy, and Snoopy expelled from school on the same day?… Because that was the day the schools banned peanuts.
  12. The Charlie Brown Foundation is now accepting donations… All proceeds go towards good grief counsellors.
  13. What is Snoopy’s favorite music festival?… Woodstock.
  14. I can’t read Charlie Brown comics anymore… Turns out I’m allergic to peanuts.  
  15. My girlfriend says that I am snoopy… OK, maybe she meant it differently when she wrote it in her diary.
  16. Why didn’t the doctor prescribe lisinopril for Snoopy’s high blood pressure?… Ace inhibitors are contraindicated in Sopwith pilots.
  17. There’s a group of passive aggressive people that keep saying I’m a Snoopy mailman… I know because they keep writing letters about it to their friends.
  18. What did the detective name his dog?… Snoopy.
  19. How did Charlie Brown adaptively respond to Snoopy’s eventual death?… Good grief.
  20. I’m allergic to peanuts… If I’m even in the same room as Snoopy my face starts to swell up.
  21. Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Dilbert, Dogbert, Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, and a whole lot of comic strip characters and their pets were on an airplane flying from Miami to Los Angeles… In the middle of the flight, the flight attendant gave out food to everyone but Charlie Brown and Snoopy. They asked him why everyone else got some food and they didn’t. The flight attendant said, “Sorry, but we don’t serve Peanuts on this flight.”
  22. Breaking News: Snoopy has officially been retired from comics. He was tired of working for Peanuts.
  23. How much was Snoopy’s allowance?… Not too much. Actually, It was peanuts. 
  24. What happened when Snoopy went to the flea circus?… He stole the show. 
  25. How are Snoopy and a marine biologist similar?… One wags his tail while the other tags a whale.
  26. What did Snoopy meditate on Halloween?… He wanted to be the aware wolf.
  27. Where did Snoopy learn to love music?… Woodstock.
  28. Snoopy writes a Batman comic book… “He is the Dark and Stormy Knight…”
  29. What’s Snoopy’s favorite kind of pizza?… Pupperoni pizza.
  30. What did Snoopy wear a Timex?… To be a watch dog.
  31. Why did Snoopy stay in the shade?… So he wouldn’t turn into a hot dog.
  32. Why did Snoopy need a bath?… He bumped into Pigpen.
  33. Why did Snoopy cross the road?… To get to the barking lot.
  34. How did Snoopy win the card game?… He had all the flying aces.
  35. What does Snoopy like for breakfast?… Pooched eggs.
  36. Why was Snoopy wearing a sweater?… He was Joe Cool.
  37. How does Snoopy stop a dvd?… He uses the paws button.
  38. What do you call a Snoopy when he has a fever?… A hot dog.
  39. Why was the elephant following Snoopy?… Elephants love Peanuts.
  40. What did Snoopy say to the flea?… Stop bugging me.
  41. How did Linus know Snoopy was calling him?… Collar ID.
  42. What did the waiter say to Snoopy?… Bone-appetit!
  43. What was Snoopy famous for on his Little League team?… His spit-ball.
  44. Who borrowed the most books from Snoopy?… The Read Baron
  45. What does Snoopy like to put in his pumpkin pie?… His teeth!
  46. Why was Lucy so upset with Snoopy?…  He kept snooping around her room.
  47. What do you call Snoopy when he’s acting silly in Australia?… A dingo-ling.
  48. Why did Snoopy want to play Minecraft?… His owner was a block head.
  49. What was Snoopy afraid of on Halloween?… Things that go Pumpkin the night.
  50.  How did Snoopy get hurt?… Lucy Van Pelted him.
  51. When does Charlie Brown and the Kite-Eating Tree call a truce?… On Arbor Day.