Google Search “Skeleton Jokes”
- American Revolution Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton fight in the American Revolution?… Because he didn’t have the guts!
- Who won the Halloween skeleton beauty contest?… No body.
- Homecoming Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the homecoming dance?… He had no body to go with.
- What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?… Lazy bones!
- What did the skeleton say to the puppy?… boneappetite.
- Why didn’t the skeleton go on the field trip?…He had NO BODY to go with.
- What did the skeleton drive to the Canadian hockey game?… A Zam-bony.
- What was the skeleton doing at the Stanley Cup hockey game?… Driving the zam – bony.
- Candy Season.
- Skeleton Jokes: How do you make a skeleton laugh?… Tickle its funnybone!
- Skeleton Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the dance?… Because he had no body to go with.
- Skeleton Jokes: What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?… The trombone.
- Skeleton Jokes: What did the skeleton order with his drink?… A mop.
- Skeleton Jokes: Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?…Because he didn’t have the guts.
- Skeleton Jokes: Why did the skeleton go scuba diving?…Because he wanted to get some muscle.
- Skeleton Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the dance?…Because he had no body to go with.
- Skeleton Jokes: Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?…Because he had no body to dance with!
- Skeleton Jokes: Why don’t skeletons play music in church?…They have no organs.
- Skeleton Jokes: What is a skeleton’s favorite drink?…Milk, it’s white and good for your bones.
- Skeleton Jokes: Why can’t you tell a skeleton a secret?…Because it goes in one ear and out the other.
- Skeleton Jokes: What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?… Sherlock Bones!
- Skeleton Jokes: How do you make a skeleton laugh?…Tickle its funnybone!
- Skeleton Jokes: What do skeletons say at the front door?…”Crick or creak!”
- Skeleton Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?… His heart wasn’t in it.
- Skeleton Jokes: Why did the skeleton cross the road?… To get to the body shop.
- Skeleton Jokes: Why is a skeleton so mean?… He doesn’t have a heart.
- Skeleton Jokes: Why was the mummy so tense?… Because he was all wound up.
- Skeleton Jokes: Why do skeletons drink milk?…To help their bones!
- Skeleton Jokes: What is a Skeleton’s favorite song?… Bad to the Bone. uscle.
- Skeleton Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the halloween party?… Because he had no body to go with.