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  1. What did the ghost eat for lunch?… A booloney sandwich!
  2. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
  3. If people like sandwiches, what do lions like?… Man-wiches.
  4. A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”