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With each popsicle we have, we will add to our list. Check out Summer Jokes too!
- Why are school calendars so popular?… The have so many dates!
- What runs but never walks… a river.
- What is a rabbit’s favorite type of music to listen to on a field trip?… Hip Hop!
- What is a knight’s favorite meal on a field trip?… Swordfisht.
- What kind of call does a marathon runner make?… Long distance.
- Where does a catcher sit down for dinner?… Behind the plage.
- What is a cow’s favorite field trip?… Going to teh MOOOOO – vies.
- What does a duck bring for a snack on a field trip?… QUACKers.
- What is a rabbit’s favorite type of music?… hip hop!
- What do strawberries do with musical instruments?… Have a jam session.
- What kind of hockey player does not like to pick up the check?… a cheap skate! (Hockey Jokes)
- Why are corn fields good listeners?… They are all ears! (Biology Jokes)
- What has 2 hands and no arms?… a clock.
- Why couldn’t the elephant use the computer?… He was afraid of the mouse.
- What do you do with a fish that sounds bad?… Tune a Fish!
- Where did Kayla go when she was feeling sad?… Fishing for compliments! (Fishing Jokes)