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- Camping Jokes: How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?… Don’t sleep too long in it!
- Spaghetti Jokes: What did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?… It was pasta bedtime!
- Wizard of Oz Jokes: Who made Dorothy fall asleep in the poppy field?… The Wicked Witch of the Rest.
- Brownie Jokes: I just burned 3,000 calories!… My fault for leaving my brownies in the oven while I took a nap.
- Brownie Jokes: What does a brownie put on his bed?… A cookie sheet.
- Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
- What do you call a sleeping cow?… a bulldozer!
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Daisy… Daisy who?…Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!
- Who is a great spokesperson for National Napping Day?… Sleeping Beauty!
- Where did the dog fall asleep?… In the barking lot.