Leap Year Jokes

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1. February Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Leap Year jokes. 
2. Navy Jokes: What does a Navy captain do during a Leap Year?… Jump ship. 
3. What do athletes wear on Leap Day?… Jumpsuits.
4. Pancake Jokes: Where do most people eat on Leap Day?… IHOP.
5. What kind of music do you listen to on Leap Day?… Hip Hop.
6. Frog Jokes: What do the Chinese call the Year of the Frog?… Leap Year.
7. What do you tell a hitchhiker on Leap Day?… Hop In.
8. Frog Jokes: What is a frog’s favorite time of year?… Leap Day.
9. Doctor Jokes: What do you call a surgery on Leap Day?… A hop-eration.
10. I wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day, but… I decided to jump on the band wagon.
11. Labor Day Jokes: My coworker was fired on Leap Day… apparently he picked the wrong time to jump off the deep end.
12. Marriage Jokes: I’m going to get married on February 29th, so I only have to remember our anniversary once every 4 years.
13. Be ready…. the LeapYear jokes are coming. 
14. Leap Year Jokes:
15. We love @Mathnasium! If I did my #math correct, this year is a #LeapYear… But I don’t wanna #jump to any conclusions. 
16. We love @Joe_Gatto @SalVulcano @jamessmurray @BQQuinn @truTVjokers! The great thing about #LeapYear jokes… you only hear them repeated every 4 years. 
17. #HappyLeapYear We love @Nike @Jumpman23! What is the unofficial brand of #LeapYear!…
18. We love @IHOP! Where do most people eat #pancakes during a #LeapYear?… IHOP. 
19. We love @OGEverlast What is the official song of #LeapYear?… Jump around by House of Pain! 
20. 2020 was an interesting #leapyear… There was 29 days in #February, 300 days in #March and 5 years in #April. 
21. We love @HipHopDX @llcoolj! What kind of #music do you listen to during a #LeapYear?…  #HipHop.  
22. Why is #LeapDay in #February?… Isn’t #winter long enough already? 
23. This year is a #LeapYear… Guess you should #jump with joy. 
24. How do you know if a year is a #LeapYear?… It #jumps out at you! 
25. We love @GrandparentLink @Grandpas_Place1! My #Nana & #grandpa weren’t going to celebrate #LeapDay… But they decided to jump on the bandwagon. 
26. We love @FamousBirthdays! Have you met anyone with #birthdays on #LeapYearDay… They are all mature for their age. 
27. What do you tell a #hitchhiker during a #LeapYear?… Hop In. 
28. What do the #Chinese call the #YearoftheFrog?… #LeapYear. 
29. We love @FrogPondBoston What is a frog’s favorite month?… #February. It has a #LeapYear! 
30. #Birthdays are good for your #health. Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer… Rest In Peace people born on the 29th of #February. 
31. Support @usatf! Why did the #sprinter get disqualified during the #LeapYear?… He tried to #jump the gun. 
32. We love @AARP! The #government says I can’t get my #pension yet, as I am only 22. I hate being born on a #LeapYear… All my friends are 88. 
33. Trying to figure out why #2024 will be longer than 2023… But so far, nothing leaps to mind. 
34. How do you know it’s almost #LeapDay2024?… When it is only a hop, skip and a jump away. 
35. We love @Nike @Jumpman23! What do #athletes wear on #LeapDay?… Jumpsuits. 
36. We love @GameSpot @GooglePlay What do #kids #play during a #LeapYear?… Hop-scotch. 
37. We love @obj! Every year is Leap Year… for #Odell Beckham Jr. 
38. We love @FrogPondBoston What is a frog’s favorite year?… #LeapYear! 
39. #ThankYou @AmerMedicalAssn! What do you call a #surgery on #LeapDay?… A hop-eration. 
40. We love @indeed! My coworker was fired on #LeapDay, apparently he picked the wrong time to jump off the deep end. 
41. We love @forthepeople! What does a #lawyer do during a #LeapYear?… Jump to conclusions. 
42. We love @TheeJoelLopez! I’m going to get married on #February 29th, so I only have to remember our #anniversary once every 4 years. 
43. We love @TCUFootball! What do you call a talking #frog?… A quantum leap. 
44. If the #coronavirus learns to jump on #LeapYear… we are all in trouble. 
45. We love @IHOP! What is the most popular #restaurant during a #LeapYear ?… #IHOP. 
46. Why did the sprinter get disqualified during the Leap Year?… He tried to jump the gun. 
47. What does a #butterfly during a Leap Year?… Jump out of his own skin. 
48. What does a #Navy captain do during a Leap Year?… Jump ship. 
49. What do #surgeons perform during a Leap Year?… Hop-erations. 
50. We love @IHOP! Where do most people eat during a #LeapYear?… #IHOP. 
51. #HappyLeapDay @BarRescue! I have an 84-year-old friend who is celebrating his 21st #birthday today. He can finally drink alcohol legally! 
52. What does a #butterfly do on #LeapDay?… Jump out of his own skin. 
53. What is the official brand of #LeapDay?… #Jumpman!
54. What do #toads say on #LeapDay?… “Wart’s new?” 
55. We love @AmerMedicalAssn! What do you call a surgery on #LeapDay?… A hop-eration. 
56. We love @TheView! What do you call a talking Kangaroo?… Unbe-Leap-able. 
57. We love @pragmaticmom @Kangaroos! What did baby kangaroo say to #mama #kangaroo?… Don’t leap me hanging. 
58. What happens to a baby #wallaby on #February 29th?… He grows by leaps and bounds. 
59. In what year were #kangaroos discovered?… A leap year.
60. #October 31st should be a #LeapYear. One day you’re having a good time with #Halloween… Then it’s 3 years of being ghosted. 
61. We love @PixarsLightyear! If a #LeapYear has 366 days, what do you call a year with 365 days?… A light year. 
62. What do you call a frog born on February 29?… Leap frog.
63. Are you gonna buy into an annual subscription of any kind?… Do it on February 29, you might get it free for the next four years!
64. What is a frog’s favorite time of year?… #LeapDay. 
65. How do you know it’s almost #LeapDay?… When it is only a hop, skip and a #jump away. 
66. Where do most people eat on #LeapDay?… #IHOP. 
67. We love @Jumpman23! The official brand of #LeapDay?… #Jumpman! 
68. What do you tell a #hitchhiker on #LeapDay?… Hop In. 
69. What do #kids #play on #LeapDay?… Hop-scotch! 
70. What is a frog’s favorite time of year?… #LeapDay. 
71. What does a lawyer do on #LeapDay?… Jump to conclusions.
72. What does a butterfly do on Leap Day?… Jump out of his own skin. 
73. We love @LLBean! Knock knock?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me if it is a #LeapYear? 
74. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe spell Leap Year?
75. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when the next Leap Year will be? 
76. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe explain to me Leap Year?
77. This year is a leap year, and just like the world cup they only come round every 4 years. And if you support England they’re both over with very quickly.
78. Happy 2025 to all. Remember we must skip 2024 — it’s a Leap Year.
79. Did you know that #February 29 is both #LeapDay and #BachelorsDay?… AWESOME! Now we have an extra day to not make decisions! 
80. We love @Mathnasium! Why was the #math book sad on Leap Year?… Because it had too many problems and only an extra day to solve them.   
81. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how to celebrate a Leap Day?
82. Trying to figure out why 2028 will be longer than 2027… But so far, nothing leaps to mind.
83. What did the frog say on February 29th?… “Hoppy leap year, everyone!”
84. Be ready…. the #LeapDay jokes are coming. 
85. Today is a leap day… Guess you should jump with joy. 
86. How did the leap year party go?.. It was jumping all night long!
87. Why did the calendar feel unbalanced during leap years?… Because it had an extra day to juggle!
88. What did the February calendar page say about the other months?… “I may be short, but I’ve got a leap day!”
89. Why was the mathematician fascinated by leap years?… It added an extra dimension to their calculations!
90. What’s a leap year baby’s favorite sport?… Long jump, of course!
91. This year is a leap year, and just like the world cup they only come round every 4 years. And if you support Scotland they’re both over with very quickly.
92. Why was the man planning to tie the knot on February 29th?… So he can tell his spouse he only forgets their anniversary once every four years!
93. Why did the calendar go to therapy?… Because it had way too many leap years to deal with!
94. Why did the cat refuse to acknowledge leap year?… It didn’t want to admit it had nine lives for four more years!
95. Why did the dog want February 29th to come faster?… Because it wanted to chase its tail for an extra day!
96. This year is a leap year, and just like the world cup they only come round every 4 years. And if you support Wales they’re both over with very quickly
97. Why did the soccer player love leap year?… It gave them an extra day to score goals!
98. What did the calendar say when February 29th finally arrived?… “Leapin’ lizards, it’s about time!”
99. Why was February so popular with the other months?… Because it brought an extra day of fun to the party!
100. How does a leap year baby plan their wedding?… They have to make sure they pick a date that comes around more often!
101. Why did the leap year baby’s friends throw them a surprise party on February 28th?… Because they couldn’t wait another four years to celebrate!
102. What’s a leap year baby’s favorite book?… “The Time Traveler’s Leap!” 
103. Why did the leap year baby become a comedian?… They had four times as long to perfect their jokes!
104. Why did the leap year baby become a detective?… They were used to tracking down their #birthdays! 
105. (Police Jokes & Birthday Jokes) How does a leap year baby celebrate New Year’s Eve?… With four times the fireworks! (New Year’s Eve Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
106. How does a leap year baby celebrate their 100th birthday?… They’ve only had 25 official birthdays! (Birthday Jokes)
107. Why did the leap year baby become an actor?… They were used to waiting four years for their big break! (Movie Jokes)
108. Why did the leap year baby start their own business?… They had four times the ambition!
109. What’s a leap year baby’s favorite holiday?… Christmas, because they get presents every year! (Christmas Jokes)
110. Why did the leap year baby go to the doctor on February 29th?… They wanted to make sure they were still aging properly! (Birthday Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
111. Why did the leap year baby refuse to blow out their candles?… They were waiting for four years’ worth of wishes! (Birthday Jokes)
112. How does a leap year baby plan for retirement?… They have to save four times as much! Why don’t we ever plan important events on February 29th?… Because it’s too risky to take a leap of faith!
113. What did the leap year baby say when someone asked if they were excited about their birthday?… I’ve been waiting four years for this! (Birthday Jokes)
114. How does a leap year baby count down to their next birthday?… With four times the anticipation! (Birthday Jokes)
115. Why did the leap year baby start a blog?… They had four times as many stories to tell!
116. What’s a leap year baby’s favorite subject in school?… Math, because they get to multiply their age by four! (Math Jokes for Kids)
117. Why did the leap year baby join the circus?… They were used to being the center of attention once every four years! (Circus Jokes)
118. What did the leap year baby’s parents say when they were born?… We only have to buy presents once every four years! (Birthday Jokes)
119. Why did February 29th always feel so special?… It was the one day when time leaped!
120. Why did the computer crash on a leap year?… It couldn’t handle the extra calculations! (Computer Jokes)
121. What do you call a dinosaur who loves February 29th?… A leap-a-saurus! (Dinosaur Jokes)
122. What did the squirrel do on February 29th?… Took a leap of faith off the highest tree branch! (Squirrel Jokes)What did the astronauts say when they landed on February 29th?… “One small leap for man, one giant leap for leap years!” (Astronaut Jokes)
123. Why did the gardeners love leap years?… Because they had an extra day to plant more seeds! (Gardening Jokes)
124. Why don’t we ever trust the groundhog’s prediction on a leap year?… Because it might take an extra day for winter to end! (Groundhog Day Jokes)
125. What’s a leap year’s favorite sport?… High jumping – it’s all about taking things to new heights! (Track and Field Jokes)
126. Why did the pirate love leap years?… Because it gave him an extra day to hunt for buried treasure! (Pirate Jokes)
127. Why did the leap year baby’s friends throw them a surprise party?… Because they never know when to expect it! (Birthday Jokes)
128. What’s a leap year baby’s favorite movie?… “The Lord of the Leap Rings!” (Lord of the Rings Jokes)
129. What did the frog bring to the leap year party?… Some “croak-o-late!” (Frog Jokes)
130. What did the frog bring to the leap year party?… Some “croak-a-cola!” (Frog Jokes)
131. Why was February 29th such a good day for jokes?… Because it always left people jumping for joy!
132. Why did the leap year baby become a musician?… Because they had extra time to practice their scales! (365 Music Jokes)
133. This year is a leap year, and just like the world cup they only come round every 4 years. And if you support Ireland they’re both over with very quickly.
134. We love @Nike @Jumpman23! What do #athletes wear on #LeapDay?… Jumpsuits. 
135. We love @obj! Every day is #LeapDay… for #Odell Beckham Jr. 
136. My husband wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day… But he decided to jump on the band wagon.
137. I wasn’t going to celebrate #LeapDay… but I decided to jump on the band wagon! 
138. What kind of #music do you listen to on #LeapDay?… #HipHop. 
139. We love @TrackTownUSA! Why did the #sprinter get disqualified on #LeapDay?… He tried to #jump the gun. 
140. My wife wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day… But he decided to jump on the band wagon.
141. My mother wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day… But he decided to jump on the band wagon.
142. My father wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day… But he decided to jump on the band wagon.
143. My friend wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day… But he decided to jump on the band wagon.\My teacher wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day… But he decided to jump on the band wagon.
144. My student wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day… But he decided to jump on the band wagon.
145. We love @NASSP! My assistant principal wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day… But he decided to jump on the band wagon. 
146. If the #coronavirus learns to jump on #LeapDay… we are all in trouble. 
147. What does a #boat captain do on #LeapDay?… Jump ship.  #L
148. My coach wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day… But he decided to jump on the band wagon.
149. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar?… A leap year!
150. What do you get when you cross a high jumper with a calendar?… A leap year!
151. What do you get when you cross a triple jumper with a calendar?… A leap year!
152. What do you get when you cross a basketball dunk champion with a calendar?… A leap year!
153. What do you get when you cross a long jumper with a calendar?… A leap year!
154. My doctor wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day… But he decided to jump on the band wagon.
155. My nurse wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day… But he decided to jump on the band wagon.
156. Why don’t #lions like #LeapYear?… Because they are always jumping through #hoops. 
157. What did the pastor say to all the #sinners on #February 29th?… Take a leap of #faith.  #LeapYear
158. Why don’t lions like Leap Year?… Because they are always jumping through hoops. (Lion Jokes)
159. Why did the kangaroo want to change his birthday to February 29th?… So he could celebrate every leap year!
160. Why don’t people ever plan their weddings on February 29th?… Because it’s bad luck to take a leap of faith!
161. Why did the calendar break up with February 28th?… Because it found someone who gave it more days!
162. Why was February so excited every four years?… Because it got an extra day to leap around!
163. What did the pastor say to all the sinners on February 29th?… Take a leap of faith.
164. What did the frog say to the calendar?… “Time’s leaping by!”
165. Why did the athlete love leap years?… Because it gave them an extra day to train!
166. Why did the chef love leap years?… Because he could cook up an extra day’s worth of meals!
167. What do you call a dinosaur who loves February 29th?… A leap-a-saurus!
168. Why did the chef love leap years?… Because he could cook up an extra day’s worth of meals!
169. Why did the gardeners love leap years?… Because they had an extra day to plant more seeds!
170. What did the calendar say when February 29th finally arrived?… “Leap for joy!”
171. What’s a kangaroo’s favorite kind of year?… A leap year, of course—they’re the ultimate leapers!
172. Why did the butterfly love leap years?… Because it meant it could flutter around for one more day!
173. What did the astronauts say when they landed on February 29th?… “One small leap for man, one giant leap for leap years!”
174. Why was February 29th such a good day for jokes?… Because it was a “pun-derful” leap year!
175. What do you call a sheep born on February 29th?… A “leap lamb!”
176. Why did the pirate love leap years?… Because it gave him an extra day to hunt for buried treasure!
177. What did the frog bring to the leap year party?… Some “croak-o-late!”
178. Why did the lion roar on February 29th?… It wanted to make the most of its extra day in the leap-year jungle!
179. What did the calendar say about February 28th?… “It’s time to take a leap!”
180. Why was the math book sad during leap years?… Because it was full of problems that only occurred once every four years!
181. My #Nana wasn’t going to celebrate #LeapDay… But he decided to jump on the band wagon. 
182. We love @GrandparentLink! My Grandpa wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day… But he decided to jump on the band wagon. 
183. Why did the Leap Year break up with the calendar?… It felt like it was only special every four years.
184. We love @NASSP! My principal wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day… But he decided to jump on the band wagon. 
185. My coworker was fired on Leap Day, apparently he picked the wrong time to jump off the deep end.