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Google Search “Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving”

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best grandparent jokes! 
  2. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… A herd… A herd who?… A herd you were hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  3. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Dishes!… Dishes who?… Dishes the BEST Thanksgiving ever! 
  4. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you?
  5. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Tanks…. Tanks who?… Tanksgiving is here! 
  6. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Figs… Figs who?… Figs the doorbell. We have Thanksgiving guests coming.
  7. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Senior… Senior who?… Senior cooking. Can I have some?
  8. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you going to pass the gravy?
  9. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Anita… Anita who?… Anita nap, I ate too much turkey and stuffing.
  10. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Gwen… Gwen who?… Gwen is Thanksgiving dinner? I’m hungry!
  11. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ben!… Ben who?… Ben waiting for Thanksgiving all year! 
  12. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Tofurky… Tofurky who?… Tofurky me, I thought you were turkey!
  13. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like some stuffing?
  14. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Leaf… Leaf who?… Leaf me alone. I’m watching the parade!
  15. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Wanda… Wanda who?… Wanda wish you a Happy Thanksgiving!
  16. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Butter… Butter who?… Butter bring some pie!
  17. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Hatch… Hatch who?… Sorry you’ve got a cold on Thanksgiving!
  18. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Dishes!… Dishes who?… Dishes a very bad Thanksgiving joke! 
  19. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Handsome… Handsome who?… Handsome gravy to me, please.
  20. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Thanksgiving to you!
  21. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Lettuce… Lettuce who?… Lettuce give thanks!
  22. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Harry… Harry who?… Harry up it’s time to feast!
  23. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Dewey… Dewey who?… Dewey have to wait long to eat?
  24. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Arthur… Arthur who?… Arthur any leftovers?
  25. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Holly… Holly who?… Holly-days are the best time of year.
  26. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Tamara… Tamara who?… Tamara will eat all the leftovers!
  27. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Norma Lee… Norma Lee who?… Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!
  28. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Annie… Annie who?… Annie body seen the turkey?
  29. Knock knock…. Who’s there?… Don… Don who?… Don eat all the gravy…I want some more.
  30. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive the turkey stuffing!