Jokes for the 1st Day Of School

Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year.
Mother: How did you find school on the 1st day today? Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was!
September Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who is there?… Teddy… Teddy who?… Teddy is the 1st day of school!