Jokes for the 1st Day of Fall

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  1. September Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes for the 1st day of fall jokes. 
  2. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!… We hope you do too! 
  3. Why did the boy keep tripping on September 22?… Because it was the beginning of fall.
  4. Why did the boy keep tripping on September 22?… Because it was the 1st day of fall.
  5. September 21st: National Pride Day should be September 21. September 22 is the first day of Autumn, and as everyone knows, Pride goes before a Fall.
  6. Pumpkin Jokes: What do you call a fall pop star?… Pumpkin Spice. 
  7. What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?… A har-vest! 
  8. I’m going to go out on a limb and say I be-leaf in you. Have a great fall! 
  9. September Jokes: What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! 
  10. Labor Day Jokes: I was a maze designer. It didn’t work out… I got lost in my own work. 
  11. Pilgrim Jokes: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?… Plymouth Rock!
  12. I don’t get why we have to know when the fall of Berlin was… obviously Berlin has fall every year from September to December. 
  13. What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for autumn?… Tacko Fall. 
  14. What do you get if cross a turtle with a giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck! 
  15. Never bring a girl named Autumn to the homecoming dance… because she’ll leave you. 
  16. What is the cutest season?… Awwtumn. 
  17. Why do #trees hate going back to school?… Because they get stumped by the questions! 
  18. Who helps the little #pumpkins cross the road to school?… The Crossing Gourd. 
  19. What’s the best band to listen to in #autumn?… The #SpiceGirls. 
  20. What do you call a dude who really likes #autumn?… A fall guy! 
  21. What did #autumn say to #summer?… Make like a tree and leave! 
  22. What did the mommy leaf and daddy leaf call their son?… Russell. 
  23. Why did the #scarecrow win a medal?… He was outstanding in his field. 
  24. What do the leaves say before they hibernate?… Rake me up when September ends. 
  25. If #money really did grow on #trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?… #Fall. 
  26. What do you wear to #farmers wear when they are chilly?… A Har- VEST. 
  27. What happens when #winter arrives?… #Autumn Leaves. 
  28. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the 1st day of fall? 
  29. Tall when I’m young, short when I’m old & each #Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I? A candle. 
  30. What do #lumberjacks shout at the start of fall?… Sep-timberrrrrr! 
  31. So far, Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible #winter… It’s a shame because he had such a great #fall! 
  32. What did one leaf say to another?… I’m falling for you. 
  33. What month does Spider-Man hate?…Ock-tober! 
  34. Fence Company Sign: Our favorite #fall sport is #fencing 
  35. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great #fall?… To make up for his miserable #summercamp experience. 
  36. If the #Pilgrims were still alive, what would they be most famous for?… Their age. 
  37. Did you hear about the tree who deserted the forest at the end of fall… He was absent without #leaves! 
  38. What is a scarecrow’s favorite #fruit?… Straw-berries! 
  39. Which month is a Rock Star’s favorite?… Rock- tober 
  40. My #wife and I just had a #daughter and named her SeptemberOctoberNovember… We call her #Autumn for short. 
  41. What’s the ratio of a #pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?… #Pumpkin #Pi!  #fall
  42. What did #October say to #August?… Wake me up when #September ends! 
  43. FALL: We really needed the extra hour to come up with more #daylightsavings time jokes…  #
  44. September really puts a spring in one’s step in the Southern Hemisphere… But for the North, they really take the fall. 
  45. Whenever #Autumn comes around, I like to walk around and collect the colorful leaves… It sounds better than saying I’m a street sweeper. 
  46. Why do #trees hate tests?… Because they get stumped by the questions! 
  47. What did one leaf say to another?… I’m falling for you. 
  48. How are people during a heat wave like #clothes?… They are sweaters.
  49. We got our seasonal bulk in at work today and got pumpkin spice motor oil… It’s for Autumnmobiles. 
  50. What’s the problem eating too much #pumpkin #pie this time of year?… You’ll get autumn’y ache.
  51. I really hate having to wait till #September to drive my new car… Shouldn’t have bought an autumnobile. 
  52. What reads and lives in an #apple?… A bookworm. 
  53. Never date a girl named #Autumn… because she’ll leave you. 
  54. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?… Because the #corn has ears.  
  55. Did you hear the joke about tree?… It’ll leaf you laughing! 
  56. What do you call a tree that doubts autumn?… Disbe-leaf. 
  57. What do the #trees say when they start getting their leaves back in spring?… What a re-leaf! 
  58. How do leaves get from place to place?… With #autumn-mobiles. 
  59. What does a school book do in the #fall?… Puts on a jacket. 
  60. What’s worse than finding a worm in your #apple?… Finding half a worm. 
  61. What’s the best thing to put into a #pumpkin pie?… Your teeth. 
  62. Why did the tree get in trouble?… For being knotty! 
  63. How do you fix a broken #pumpkin?… With a pumpkin patch. 
  64. Who resides in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?… Winnie the Boo. 
  65. What runs around a farm but doesn’t move?… a fence. 
  66. What did the #tree say to #autumn?… Leave me alone.
  67. What do you get when you drop a #pumpkin?… #Squash. 
  68. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about fall? 
  69. What falls in #autumn?… Leaves! 
  70. What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?… The Great Barrier Leaf. 
  71. Did you know that when leaves fall off of #trees in the #Autumn, it’s because of nostalgia?… They’re trying to get back to their roots.  
  72. What do you call a man in the pile of colorful leaves?… Russell. 
  73. Did you hear about the tree that had to take time off of work in #autumn?… It was on paid leaf. 
  74. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great #fall?… To make up for his miserable #summer. 
  75. What month does every tree dread?… Sept-timmmberrr! 
  76. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… #June… June who?… June know how to tell a good fall knock-knock joke? 
  77. Who led all the #apples to the bakery?…The Pie Piper! 
  78. How are you supposed to talk in the #apple library?… With your incider voice. 
  79. Why did the boy climb up the tree with a hockey stick… Cause he wanted to join the maple leafs.
  80. Who is the #1 supervillain for #October?… Doc Ock!  #Spiderman
  81. Why did #summer catch #autumn?… Because autumn had a fall. 
  82. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good fall knock knock jokes? 
  83. Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on #October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd! 
  84. Why did the #apple pie cry?… It’s peelings were hurt! 
  85. Why are #trees very forgiving?… Because in the #fall they “Let It Go” and in the #spring they “turn over a new leaf.” 
    What do #Trees do in #Autumn?… Take a Leaf of absence. 
  86. How do #trees get onto the internet?… Easy, they just LOG on. 
  87. Why did the tree worry that he would never get his leaves back after autumn?… He didn’t be-leaf in himself! 
  88. What’s the ratio of a #pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?… Pumpkin #Pi 
  89. What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to #quitsmoking?… A #pumpkin patch! 
  90. What can a whole #apple do that half an apple can’t do?… It can look round. 
  91. What’s the difference between Christopher Columbus and the Scarecrow from the #WizardofOz?… One left his #Spain behind and the other left his #brain behind. 
  92. What will fall on the lawn first?…  An #autumn leaf or a #Christmas catalogue? 
  93. There’s a place where #January comes after #February and #December comes before #September… It’s the dictionary! 
  94. Why do the #lions move at the end of #summer?… Because the pride goeth before the fall! 
  95. Why do #birds fly south in the #fall?… Because it’s too far to walk. 
  96. What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin #Pi. 
  97. What has #ears but can’t hear a thing?… A cornfield.
  98. A family of fall leaves were trying to change a light bulb. A squirrel walked by and asked why the bulb wasn’t changed yet and the red leaf said, “Because we keep falling.”
  99. How does an Elephant get out of a tree?… Sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn!
  100. What kind of coat goes on wet?… A coat of paint. 
  101. What did the tree say to autumn?… leaf me alone. 
  102. What’s an #elephant’s favorite vegetable?… Squash. 
  103. Why do #trees try new things so often?… Because every #autumn, then turn over a new leaf.  #fall
  104. Why are #trees so care free and easy going?… Because every #fall, they let loose.  
  105. What did the #apple say to the pie baker?… Use #cherries instead.  #pies
  106. When I was a kid, we were so #poor I had to bathe in the #fall. When #money was good, I’d bathe in the #spring too. 
  107. What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie?… Your teeth.  
  108. Why was the man shopping for Reynolds Wrap?… He thought his wife wanted to see #fall #foliage. 
  109. Which #monster is red, round and comes out in #Autumn?… Frankenapple.  #fall
  110. Why did the scarecrow win the #NobelPrize?… Because he was out-standing in his field.  #fall
  111. When I was a kid, we were so poor I had to bathe in the #spring. When money was good, I’d bathe in the fall too.  #fall
  112. What did the #oak tree say when #autumn came around?… Leaf me alone.  #fall #trees
  113. You can’t help but enjoy this time of year – it’s autumn-matic!  #fall #trees
  114. What month does every tree dread?… Sept-timmmberrr!  #fall #trees #September
  115. The boss stood before them. “Winter,” he began. “I need you to stay cool in the face of pressure. Ice in your veins,” he said, patting his shoulder. “Then there’s you, Summer,” he continued. “If the heat becomes too much for Winter, use that hot temper of yours to make sure the cops remember who they’re working for. “As for you, Spring,” he chuckled, “this operation is gonna bring in a lotta green. Make sure that it keeps growing.” He turned for the door as Autumn stood up. “Boss!” he sputtered. “What about me?” The boss turned back, shaking his head. “Sorry, son. You’re just the Fall guy.”
  116. My wife and I went out for a leisurely drive to see the autumn leaves, when we noticed that one of the tires seemed to be getting low… She was a bit taken aback when I asked her for some change and asked, “Why in the world did they start charging for AIR?!” I looked at her and winked, “Inflation.”
  117. What is a scarecrows vehicle of choice?… An Autumn mobile.
  118. What do you call a pepper in late autumn?… A little chili.
  119. What’s wrong with Soviet agriculture?… Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter
  120. My girlfriend gets so annoying this time of year. “Everything needs to be autumnal!” “How’s this for autumnal?”, I replied. “I’m leafing you.”
  121. Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the Fall?… They were autumn mated.
  122. You’re a bus driver on a fall leaf tour. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people get on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus driver’s eyes?… The same as yours, you’re the bus driver.
  123. What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?… a life ghourd.
  124. If there are three apples and you took away two, how many do YOU have?… Two, because YOU took two.
  125. What would happen if a turkey got in a fight?… He would get the stuffing knocked out of him.
  126. There is a bush, a pine tree and an oak tree and it is the fall season. If the wind is blowing towards the west, which way does the leaves on the pine tree fall?… A pine tree doesn’t have leaves.
  127. I have a daughter named Autumn. She’s disabled now… … ever since the fall.
  128. What did the little tree say to the big tree?… Leaf me alone!Leaf me alone!
  129. Why do owls prefer summer over autumn?… It’s too wet to woo!
  130. What’s the best way for an ant to get down from a tree?… Sit on a leaf and wait until autumn.
  131. Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road when they go to school… The Traffic Gourd!
  132. Why did the football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.
  133. Why can’t the struggling quarterback get into his own driveway?… Someone painted an endzone on it.
  134. How is losing money in a payphone like a football game? If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver!
  135. Did you hear that some NFL football teams don’t have a website?…They can’t string three “Ws” together.
  136. What’s the difference between the poor, inconsistent football team and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  137. What does a bad football team and possums have in common?… Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
  138. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? A. “Give me my quarterback!”
  139. What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?… ALL the NFL teams not in the Super Bowl.
  140. Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield? Because he was trying to make ends meet.
  141. Where do hungry football players play? In the Supper Bowl.
  142. What kind of ends do you find in libraries? Book ends.
  143. What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby? One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
  144. Which football team cooks gourmet meals together? The Kansas City Chefs.
  145. Which player is the easiest target to hit with the football? The wide receiver.
  146. What did the football say to the punter? “I get a kick out of you.”
  147. Did you here about the football player who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub?
  148. Where do quarterbacks go when they get old? Out to pass-ture.
  149. If you want to sack the Dolphins quarterback, what should you use? Your fishing tackle.
  150. What do you call a lineman’s kids? Chips off the old blocker.
  151. What football play should you be suspicious of? The quarterback sneak.
  152. Why do coaches like punters?… Because punters always put their best foot forward.
  153. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?… A Har- VEST.