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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Ides of March jokes.
  2. What did Romans use to cut a string?… Caesars!
  3. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… Augustus was a Roman statesman and military leader who was the first emperor of the Roman Empire, reigning from 27 BC until his death in AD 14.
  4. How are you celebrating the Ides of March?… Pizza from Little Caesars!
  5. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the month of the Ides of March?
  6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe explain to me the significance of the Ides of March
  7. What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?… The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
  8. If you time travel to visit Julius Caesar. He thinks you are from the future. He asks you, “How do I die?”… You reply with: “Surrounded by friends.”
  9. For dinner tonight, don’t forget to stab your Caesar salad 23 times… Today is the Ides of March.
  10. Why did Julius Caesar by crayons?… He wanted to Mark Anthony!
  11. What was the name of the emperor’s penguin?… Julius Freezerrr.
  12. Why is it called a Caesar Salad?… because Caesar ruled the romaines.
  13. How do you cut ancient Rome in half?… With a pair of Caesars.
  14. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good the Ides of March knock knock jokes?
  15. Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact…Eat two, Brute.
  16. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the date of the Ides of March.
  17. How do you make any salad into a Caesar Salad?… Stab it twenty three times!
  18. What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?… Roman noodles.
  19. I just bought pizza at the grocery store… I didn’t think Little Caesars was appropriate on the Ides of March
  20. What is the official restaurant of the Ides of March?… LittleCaesars!
  21. What did Caesar eat at the Mardi Gras?… Etouffee!
  22. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Ides of March knock-knock joke?
  23. Caesar was famously killed on the Ides of March, but he wasn’t expecting the attack until August 2. His final words embodied his dismay over the scheduling confusion: “8/2, Brute…”
  24. Why was Shakespeare denied a drink at a pub?… He was bard!
  25. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Ides of March?
  26. Which famous Roman suffered from hay fever?… Julius Sneezer.
  27. Commemorating the Ides of March… Was Julius Cesar the first Holey Roman emperor?
  28. Who refereed a tennis match between Julius Caesar and Mark Anthony?… The Roman Umpire!
  29. Can FebruaryMarch? … No, but AprilMay!
  30. What do you get when a samurai crosses swords with a Roman dictator?… A Caesar salad.
  31. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Top Spring Jokes)