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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Ides of March jokes.
- What did Romans use to cut a string?… Caesars!
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… Augustus was a Roman statesman and military leader who was the first emperor of the Roman Empire, reigning from 27 BC until his death in AD 14.
- How are you celebrating the Ides of March?… Pizza from Little Caesars!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the month of the Ides of March?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe explain to me the significance of the Ides of March
- What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?… The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
- If you time travel to visit Julius Caesar. He thinks you are from the future. He asks you, “How do I die?”… You reply with: “Surrounded by friends.”
- For dinner tonight, don’t forget to stab your Caesar salad 23 times… Today is the Ides of March.
- Why did Julius Caesar by crayons?… He wanted to Mark Anthony!
- What was the name of the emperor’s penguin?… Julius Freezerrr.
- Why is it called a Caesar Salad?… because Caesar ruled the romaines.
- How do you cut ancient Rome in half?… With a pair of Caesars.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good the Ides of March knock knock jokes?
- Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact…Eat two, Brute.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the date of the Ides of March.
- How do you make any salad into a Caesar Salad?… Stab it twenty three times!
- What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?… Roman noodles.
- I just bought pizza at the grocery store… I didn’t think Little Caesars was appropriate on the Ides of March
- What is the official restaurant of the Ides of March?… LittleCaesars!
- What did Caesar eat at the Mardi Gras?… Etouffee!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Ides of March knock-knock joke?
- Caesar was famously killed on the Ides of March, but he wasn’t expecting the attack until August 2. His final words embodied his dismay over the scheduling confusion: “8/2, Brute…”
- Why was Shakespeare denied a drink at a pub?… He was bard!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Ides of March?
- Which famous Roman suffered from hay fever?… Julius Sneezer.
- Commemorating the Ides of March… Was Julius Cesar the first Holey Roman emperor?
- Who refereed a tennis match between Julius Caesar and Mark Anthony?… The Roman Umpire!
- Can February, March? … No, but April, May!
- What do you get when a samurai crosses swords with a Roman dictator?… A Caesar salad.
- Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Top Spring Jokes)