Hat Jokes

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January 15th is Hat Day. Click here for an explanation!

1. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best hat jokes.
2. Kentucky Derby Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you buy me a hat for the Kentucky Derby?
3. Music Jokes: What a weird day! First I found a hat full of money. Then I was followed around by some guy with a guitar. 
4. I just bought a new hat… with a built-in fan that keeps my head cool during hot weather. It really blows my mind. 
5. Two drums and a hi hat fall ofh a cliff. Ba dum tsss….
6. Have you noticed that small men often wear pointy red hats?… It’s a little gnome fact. 
7. What does an NHL #hockey player & a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks! 
8. Why are hat jokes the hardest to understand?… Because they always go right over your head!
9. Today I learned that if you’re in a canoe and it flips over in the water…. you can safely wear it on your head….because it’s capsized.
10. I saw an advertisement saying “Hairpieces from $5”. I thought, “That’s a small price toupee.”
11. Punxsutawney Phil came out and threw his hat in the air… That means six more weeks of Mary Tyler Moore Show reruns.
12. One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is. 
13. Never trust a man wearing a hat… They’re always trying to cover something up. 
14. Two hats are hanging on a hat rack…. One says to the other, “You stay here; I’ll go on a head.” 
15. I just entered the Town’s tightest hat competition.. hope I can pull it off.   
16. Did you know you can make a hat out of any ship?… You just flip it over, that way it’s capsized! 
17. I went trick or treating as Gandhi and kept all of my candy in a hat And when someone tried to take the candy from my hat I told them “My hat my candy.” 
18. I’m not saying that my friend doesn’t think deeply… but usually the only thing on his mind is his hat.
19. What do you call a a pig wearing a witches hat in the Sahara?… A Ham Sand Witch. 
20. What did the scarf say to the hat?… You go on ahead. 
21. Who wears a cowboy hat, black leather jacket with studs, cowboy boots, a big silver belt buckle, and black lipstick?… Goth Brooks.
22. “I just bought a new hat”… “Fedora?”… “No, for me.”
23. I’ve got my corduroy pants, my corduroy shirt, and my corduroy hat… One more piece of clothing and I’ll be one whole Roy!
24. Why are cowboy hats curled up on the side?… So they can fit three in the pickup.
25. A baby born feet first has worn its mother as a hat….. Just sayin…
26. What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?… Tyrannosaurus Tex.
27. Spotted a chap playing tennis in a hat the other day… Think it was Roger Fedora. ‌‌
28. I j‌‌ust d‌‌iscovered t‌‌hat t‌‌he w‌‌ord “‌‌nothing” i‌‌s a‌‌ p‌‌alindrome… Backwards i‌‌t s‌‌pells “‌‌gnihton”, w‌‌hich a‌‌lso m‌‌eans n‌‌othing.
30. What did the hat say to the tie?… “You hang around here…I’ll go on a head.”
31. “I just bought a new hat”… “#Fedora?”… “No, for me.” 
32. I’m not saying that my friend doesn’t think deeply, but usually the only thing on his mind is his hat. 
33. Who wears the biggest hat in the army?… The one with the biggest head. 
34. A friend always wears a nun’s outfit and hat when he’s out. It’s just a habit that he has. 
35. Barbers. You have to take your hat off to them. 
36. What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?… Tyrannosaurus Tex. 
37. What did the hat say to the tie?… “You hang around here…I’ll go on a head.”
38. “I just bought a new hat”… “Fedora?”… “No, for me.”
39. I’m not saying that my friend doesn’t think deeply, but usually the only thing on his mind is his hat.
40. Who wears the biggest hat in the army?… The one with the biggest head.
41. A friend always wears a nun’s outfit and hat when he’s out. It’s just a habit that he has.
42. Barbers. You have to take your hat off to them.
43. What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?… Tyrannosaurus Tex.
44. Spotted a chap playing tennis in a hat the other day. Think it was Roger Fedora. (Top Tennis Jokes)
45. What time is it when a hippo sits on your hat?… Time for a new hat. 
46. What did the bra say to the hat?… You go on ahead, I’ll give these two a lift!
47. Who wears the biggest hat in the army?… The one with the biggest head.
48. Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?… Under his buccan hat.