Harry Potter Jokes:
- On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?… About nine and three quarters.
- Sandwich Jokes: How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?… Diagon alley.
- Sandwich Jokes: What does Emma Watson put on her sandwiches?… Her mionnnaise.
- Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?… So you’ll never know which side he’s on.
- What do you call a Hufflepuff with one brain cell?… Gifted.
- You don’t get my Harry Potter jokes?… There must be some thing RON with you.
- Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?… Because he was cursing in class!
- Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?… Nobody nose.
- How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?… With quit-itch.
- How do you know if someone’s a pureblood?… Don’t worry they’ll let you know.
- What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?… Why so Sirius?
- Why does Voldemort only use Twitter and not Facebook?… Cause he only has followers, not friends!
- What does Harry Potter have that Voldemort doesn’t?… A NOSE!
- How do Death Eaters freshen their breath?… With Dementos.
- What do you call a potterhead on a horse?… Harry Trotter.
- Voldemort: Why so sirius? Sirius Black: Why so nosy?
