Harry Potter Jokes

by | Nov 20, 2016 | Latest News, Massachusetts

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Harry Potter jokes.
  2. Math Jokes: On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?… About nine and three quarters.
  3. Sandwich Jokes: How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?… Diagon alley.
  4. Sandwich Jokes: What does Emma Watson put on her sandwiches?… Her mionnnaise.
  5. Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?… So you’ll never know which side he’s on.
  6. Chemistry Jokes: Why did the protons vote for Harry Potter to be president?… Because they didn’t want to elect Ron.
  7. What do you call a Hufflepuff with one brain cell?… Gifted.
  8. You don’t get my Harry Potter jokes?… There must be some thing RON with you.
  9. Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?… Because he was cursing in class!
  10. Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?… Nobody nose.
  11. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?… With quit-itch.
  12. How do you know if someone’s a pureblood?… Don’t worry they’ll let you know.
  13. What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?… Why so Sirius?
  14. Why does Voldemort only use Twitter and not Facebook?… Cause he only has followers, not friends!
  15. What does Harry Potter have that Voldemort doesn’t?… A NOSE!
  16. How do Death Eaters freshen their breath?… With Dementos.
  17. What do you call a potterhead on a horse?… Harry Trotter.
  18. Voldemort: Why so sirius? Sirius Black: Why so nosy?
  19. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (1997) 2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (1998) 3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (1999) 4. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2000) 5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2003) 6. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2005) 7. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (2007) 8. Harry Potter and the Cursed Child (2016)

The Books

 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (1997)

2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (1998)

3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (1999)

4. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2000)

5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2003)

6. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2005)

7. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (2007)

8. Harry Potter and the Cursed Child (2016)