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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Disney jokes.
  2. Gymnastics Jokes: What do you call a Disney princess that can flip like a gymnast?… Ariel.
  3. Pumpkin Jokes: Who did the pumpkin run away from?… Cinderella’s Fairy Gourd-mother!
  4. What do you get when you cross a mouse and a deer?… Mickey Moose.
  5. Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?… Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
  6. Why was Cinderella sticky at the ball?… Because she went there in a pumpkin!
  7. Why was Cinderella such a bad athlete?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  8. Where did Tarzan go camping?… Hollywood and Vine.
  9. Baseball Jokes: Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?… She ran away from the ball.
  10. Baseball Jokes: Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?…She had a pumpkin for a coach.