Curling Jokes

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XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA beat Team Canada in curling?
Why should you get your husband into curling?… It’s the only way to get him to sweep the house!
What’s a curler’s favorite kind of food?… Take out! (Fast Food Jokes)
Why are curlers such great artists?… They all know how to draw!
What do you call a curler with insomnia?… Sweepless!
What did one curling stone say to the other?… I won’t take you for granite!
What was I going to say?… I can’t remember, I’m drawing a blank!