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College Basketball Jokes:

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best college basketball jokes.
  2. Veterans Day Jokes: What’s a veteran’s favorite sport?… March Madness. 
  3. Why did the turkey get kicked out of the basketball game?… Too many fowl plays.
  4. College Basketball Jokes: Why did the turkey get kicked out of the basketball game?… Fowl language.
  5. Who is Oscar the Grouch’s favorite 2025 March Madness team?… Omaha, like Oscar. love trash cans.
  6. What fans need the most therapy?… The Cameron Crazies (Top Psychology Jokes)
  7. Why did the corrupt college cross the road?… To hit up the ATM so he could pay another 6’11” forward.
  8. What did the (insert you least favorite team here) fan do after his team won the NCAA Championship?… Shut off his Xbox.
  9. Why doesn’t BYU want to be this year’s Cinderella team?… Because the school considers the movie to be innappropriate.
  10. How many (insert you least favorite team here) players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?… One — to hold it in place while the world revolves around him.
  11. What’s more delusional than a Notre Dame football fan?… A Notre Dame basketball fan who think they match up well against Kentucky.
  12. What do UNC players and NC State players have in common?… They both have never taken a class at UNC.
  13. Why is there a Texas school in the tournament called “Steve Austin”?… Because Stone Cold said so.
  14. Why do (insert you least favorite team here) fans only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four.
  15. What fans make the least amount of sense?… The Cameron Crazies (Top Psychology Jokes)