Chemistry Jokes

by | Oct 19, 2025 | Dads, Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best chemistry jokes!
  2. Election Jokes: How is a politician like an atom?… Because they make up everything.
  3. Brownie Jokes: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in a brownie?… Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
  4. We would like to apologize for not adding more chemistry jokes… but we only update them…. Periodically!
  5. Monday Jokes: Why was the acid so rude on Monday?… He was a-mean-o-acid.
  6. Music Jokes: What is the chemistry teacher’s favorite Pointer Sister’s song?… Neutron dance.
  7. Chemistry Jokes: Why did the protons vote for Harry Potter to be president?… Because they didn’t want to elect Ron.
  8. Chemistry Tutor: What is the chemical formula for water? Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Chemistry Tutor: What are you talking about? Student: Yesterday you said it was H to O. 
  9. Why did the chemistry tutor get fired… He had no chemistry with the student. 
  10. How often does a chemistry tutor tell a joke?… periodically.
  11. Watermelon Jokes: If there is watermelon why isn’t there firemelon and airmelon and earthmelon. You know…the four elemelons.
  12. Watermelon Jokes: What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens!
  13. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?… Because they make up everything, even the moon! (Full Moon Jokes)
  14. What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
  15. Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd!
  16. How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills
  17. Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect.
  18. Delaware Jokes: A DuPont chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?” “You mean aspirin?” says the pharmacist. “That’s it! I can never remember that word.”
  19. What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?… Baryon my wayward son!
  20. What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moletd
  21. What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles
  22. What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens
  23. How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocado’s number!
  24. Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?… Father Molecahy
  25. What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum
  26. What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows!
  27. How does Avogadro write to his friends?… By e-mole!
  28. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A one molar solution.
  29. What did Avogadro collect at the seashore?… mole-uscs
  30. Why is Avogadro so rich?… He’s a multi-mole-ionare!
  31. What did Avogadro call his church services?… Molar Mass
  32. Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled
  33. What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?… Moleonucleosis
  34. What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?… Oil of Molay
  35. Why is Avogadro in love with Cindy Crawford?… She’s his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
  36. What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his party?… The mole the merrier!
  37. What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, I’m mole-ting.”
  38. If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!
  39. What kind of test do student moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice.
  40. What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole
  41. What happens when a mole bites a dog?… He becomes Moleicious!
  42. Why does the chemist like going to the zoo?… To see the animoles.
  43. What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Moletiplication
  44. Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars.
  45. Who is the the mole’s favorite actor?… Mole Gibson
  46. Why are moles bad at counting?… Because they only know one number.
  47. What’s the mole’s favorite brand of soda?… Coca-Mola.
  48. What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Movie?… The Little Molemaid
  49. Why do moles love music from the 60′s?… Because of Moletown
  50. Why are moles always on the phone?… Because they love moleble devices.
  51. Why do moles love Tyra Banks?… Because she’s on America’s Next Top Moledel
  52. What was Avogadro dressed as when he went to the masquerade ball?… an avacado
  53. What was Avogadro full of?… Molar energy or 6 × 1023 particles
  54. Why are moles always eating?… Because they’re molenourished.
  55. How did Avogadro get through the desert?… on a camole
  56. On which American mountain was Avogadro’s face carved in stone?… Mount Rushmole
  57. What was Avogadro’s favorite board game?… Moleoply
  58. Who was Avogadro’s favorite singing group?… The Moleing Stones
  59. Who was Avogadro’s favorite composer?… Moles art
  60. How would you have described Avogadro’s room while he was a teenager?… a Molar Mess
  61. What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… when he got a mole-in-one
  62. What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?… the molar system
  63. How did Avogadro help his team win the soccer playoffs?… he scored the winning mole
  64. Why did people say Avogadro was lazy?… They said he was slow as moleasses
  65. What are moles made of?… molecules