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  1. What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?….Patty
  2. Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
  3. Where were cheeseburgers 1st made?… Greece. (World Geography Jokes & Top Geography Jokes)
  4. What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar!
  5. What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers! (World Geography Jokes & Top Geography Jokes)
  6. Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese!
  7. How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?… With a burger alarm!
  8. How do you make a hamburger laugh?… Pickle it!