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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best cheese jokes.
- Archery Jokes: Members of the archery club sometimes meet at the cheese shop… Just to shoot the Bries.
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho Cheese!
- What is Barliman Butterbur’s favorite cheese?… Bree!
- Utah Jokes: Did you know you can borrow cheese from the bank in Utah?… It’s called a Provo-loan.
- Cheese Pun: The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
- Utah Jokes: There’s that man in Utah that makes cheese all by himself… They call him the Provo Lone guy.
- How do you get a mouse to smile?… Say cheese!
- What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese.
- How do you know if a burger is patriotic?… It’s got that American cheese!
- Pope Jokes: Which is the favorite cheese of the Pope?… Swiss, because it is holy.
- Which is the most religious cheese?… Swiss, because it is holy.
- Halloween Jokes: What do cheese makers dance to on Halloween?… The muenster mash!
- When should you keep an eye on your cheese?… When it’s up to no Gouda.
- When should you go on a cheese diet?… If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
- Which genre of music appeals to most cheeses?… R’n’Brie
- Why is cheddar popcorn such a terrible joke?… It’s both corny and cheesy.
- What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss!!!
- Which search engine is popular amongst mice?… Ask Cheese.
- The French cheese factory was affected by an earthquake… Only de brie was left.
- Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese!
- When do they smother a taco in cheese?… In best queso scenario.
- Pennsylvania Jokes: What is Tom Hanks’ favorite soft cheese?… Philadelphia.
- What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?… All that was left was de brie.
- What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse?… I’m Brieeee!!!!
- Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet?… She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
- What kind of cheese do rodents like?… Mousearella.
- Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?… De-brie went everywhere!
- Why do you always bring a bag of chips to a party?… In queso emergency.
- Why doesn’t cheddar like to party with crackers?… Someone always cuts the cheese.
- What did the Cheese salesman say?… That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
- What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?… Moatzeralla
- Psychology Jokes: What do you call cheese that is acting crazy?… A basket queso.
- Psychology Jokes: Why does cheese look normal?… Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
- What did Gorgonzola say to Cheddar?… Lookin’ Sharp.
- When do they smother a burrito in cheese?… In best queso scenario.
- What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?… Swish cheese!
- When shouldn’t you believe a word your cheese is saying?… When it’s too Gouda to be true.
- What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that’s all up in your face?… Too close for comfort food.
- What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?… All that was left was de brie.
- What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese.
- Where does a round flatbread covered in cheese and tomato sauce with a radius of z and a depth of a get it’s name from?… Pizza.
- Do you want to hear a pizza joke?… Never mind it’s too cheesy.
- Why did no one laugh at the frozen yogurts jokes?… They were a little cheesy!
- 101 Lord of the Rings Jokes: What is Barliman Butterbur’s favorite cheese?… Bree!
- Utah Jokes: There’s that man in Utah that makes cheese all by himself… They call him the Provo Lonely guy.
- What is a lions favorite cheese?… Roar-quefort
- When should you go on a cheese diet?… If you need to cheddar a few pounds
- What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?… Limburger.
- Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?… Paris Stilton.
- What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesy credit card?… Go on a shopping brie.
- Which is the most religious cheese?… Swiss, because it is holy.
- What did the cheese say to the other cheese?… I smell something swiss-picious!
- What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?… Blue cheese!
- Why do you always bring a bag of chips to a party?… In queso emergency.
- What group of cheese has been known to fly?… Curds of prey!
- What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese?… Muenster cheese.
- What hotel do mice stay in?… The Stilton
- What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution?… Caerphilly
- What did the piece of Cheddar say to the ghost?… I’m Lac-ghost intolerant
- Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus?… Because he couldn’t get his stilton.
- Why did the wheel act so bossy?… Cause he was the “Big Cheese.”
- Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?… Paris Stilton.
- What cheese should you use to hide a horse?… Mascarpone.
- What’s the most popular American cheese sitcom?… Curd Your Enthusiasm
- What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades?… I’ve felt grater.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about cheese?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good cheese knock-knock joke?
- Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics?… It fell at the final curdle.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good cheese knock knock jokes?
- What did Gorgonzola say to Cheddar?… Lookin’ Sharp.
- Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese?… He double Gloucester!
- Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain?… Camembert (Come On Bear)
- What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?… Swish cheese!
- What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?… Halloumi (Hello me)
- What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that’s all up in your face?… Too close for comfort food.
- Cheese Pun: That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta.
- Cheese Pun: I’m doing grate, but I could be cheddar.
- What cheese do beavers like?… eDam
- Cheese Pun: I used to work as a cheesemonger… but I camembert it any longer
- Cheese Pun: I’m glad the cheese stands alone because it makes it easier to find.
- Knock Knock… Who’s There?… Cheese!… Cheese Who?… Cheese a jolly good fellow!
- Knock Knock… Who’s There?… Cheese!… Cheese Who?… Cheese a cute girl!
- Knock Knock… Who’s There?… Queso!… Queso who?… Queso mistaken identity.
- When should you go on a cheese diet?… If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
- Which is the most religious cheese?… Swiss, because it is holy.
- When should you keep an eye on your cheese?… When it’s up to no Gouda.
- Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics?… It fell at the final curdle.
- What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse?… I’m Brieeee
- Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet?… She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
- Which search engine is popular amongst mice?… Ask Cheese.
- What kind of cheese do rodents like?… Mousearella.
- What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss!!! (Basketball Jokes)
- Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?… De-brie went everywhere!
- Why do you always bring a bag of chips to a party?… In queso emergency. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?… Blue cheese!
- What is Tom Hanks’ favorite soft cheese?… Philadelphia. (Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
- Why doesn’t cheddar like to party with crackers?… Someone always cuts the cheese.
- When shouldn’t you believe a word your cheese is saying?… When it’s too Gouda to be true.
- What do cheese makers dance to on halloween?… The muenster mash!
- What did the Cheese salesman say?… That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
- What group of cheese has been known to fly?… Curds of prey!
- What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card?… Go on a shopping brie.
- What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?… Moatzeralla
- What cheese should you use to hide a horse?… Mascarpone.
- What do you call cheese that is acting crazy?… A basket queso. (Acting Jokes)
- What is a lions favorite cheese?… Roar-quefort
- What cheese do beavers like?… eDam
- Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?… Paris Stilton.
- Why does cheese look normal?… Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
- Why did the wheel act so bossy?… Cause he was the “Big Cheese.”
- What is a lions favorite cheese?… Roar-quefort.
- What did Gorgonzola say to Cheddar?… Lookin’ Sharp.
- When do they smother a burrito in cheese?… In best queso scenario.
- What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?… Swish cheese!
- What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that’s all up in your face?… Too close for comfort food.
- What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater?… “That’s the most violent book I’ve ever read.”
- Whom did the cheesy Bible start with?… Edam and Eve.
- What do you feed the son of god?… Cheeses of Nazareth.
- What did mutter say to paneer?… Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
- Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday?… Baby cheeses. (Baby Jesus)
- What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese?… Curd-istan