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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best cheerleading jokes.
- Super Bowl Jokes: Who are the happiest people at the Super Bowl?… The cheerleaders.
- College Football Jokes: Who are the happiest people at the college football game?… The cheerleaders.
- So, a cheerleader walks into a Starbucks… and shouts, “Gimme a tea!”
- A cheerleader wants to warn her friend a bee is flying straight towards her so what does she yell?… BEE, AGGRESSIVE, BEE BEE AGGRESSIVE!
- What is a #cheerleader’s favorite cereal?… Cheerios!
- Why did the #cheerleader go to the dentist?… She needed a root canal.
- What was the #cheerleading coach’s name?… Cory Ography.
- Why did the cheerleader make such a mess of the clean, folded laundry?… She couldn’t stop herself from doing a basket toss!
Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?… Because you can’t end on a prep position. - Why are cheerleaders never late for class?… They know how to stick to a routine.
- Why did the politician go to #cheerleading classes?… To learn how to flip-flop.
How are #cheerleaders like #pharaohs?… They like #pyramids! #cheerleading #highschool #Egypt
Why did the #ghost become a #cheerleader?… She liked to show off her school spirit! #cheerleading #highschool #ghosts
We love @NAESP @InsideCheer! What did the #cheerleader say when the principal gave her detention?… Bring It On. https://bit.ly/3dgpnsS #cheerleading
What do #basketball #cheerleaders drink before they go to a #basketball game?… #Rootbeer! https://bit.ly/3dgpnsS #cheerleading #March #hoops #CollegeBasketball #MarchMadness2021
What did the #cheerleader philosopher keep asking?… Toe touch or not toe touch, that is the question. https://bit.ly/3dgpnsS #cheerleading #collegefootball #cheerleaders
How do #cheerleaders contact each other?… With a mega phone. https://bit.ly/3dgpnsS #cheerleading #collegefootball #cheer
How did the #cheerleader get the stains off her uniform?… #Cheer laundry detergent! https://bit.ly/3dgpnsS #cheerleading #collegefootball
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about cheerleading?
Why are #cheerleading teams driven around by the #police?… Only police have squad #cars. https://bit.ly/3dgpnsS #cheerleaders
Hey @InsideCheer! What did the high school cheerleaders say on New Year’s Day?… Happy New Cheer!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good cheerleading knock-knock joke? Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any cheerleading State knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Hey @InsideCheer! What’s a #cheerleader’s favorite color?… Yeller! https://bit.ly/3dgpnsS #cheerleading
#FathersDay2021 #FathersDay #FathersDayWeekend #cheerleading
What is a cheerleaders favorite color?… Yeller
What did Scrooge say to the cheerleader?… Hoorah humbug.
Why do cheerleaders need a pilot’s license?… Because they do so many aerials.
Why did the cheerleader join the astronomy club?… She wanted to be picked for an All-Stars team.
What was the cheerleading team’s favorite song?… Everything is Awesome!
Why did the cheerleader get in trouble before serving dinner?… Her mom asked her to toss the salad – and she threw it across the room!
How was the cheerleader like a nursery rhyme character?… She jumped over the candle sticks.
Why did the cheerleaders want to practice in the baby’s nursery?… They were trying to learn a cradle catch.
What do you give a young cheerleader for her birthday?… A kewpie doll.
What did the cheerleader’s photographer say when his camera tripod wouldn’t work?… I have a problem with dismount.
What do cheerleader’s use to catch fish?… A double hook.
What do cheerleaders snack on between workouts?… Pretzels.
Why was the building doorman always getting upset with the cheerleaders?… They kept asking for the elevator!
Why are cheerleaders so honest?… They’re part of a truth squad.
What was the cheerleader’s favorite season?… Hand “Spring.”
How do you get a cheerleading team across a lake?… In a PomPontoon boat.
What note can cheerleaders hit that nobody else can?… The high V.
We love @cheerios! What did the #cheerleader bring her dad for breakfast on Father’s Day?… #Cheerios. https://bit.ly/3dgpnsS #FathersDay #dads #DadJokes
How can you tell that a cheerleader is nervous?… She’s jumpy.
Why can’t cheerleaders go to libraries?… They make too much of a K motion.
Why is cheerleading the most patriotic American sport?… It’s the only one that practices liberty.
Why did the cheerleader decide to go to law school?… She was told she was the best at delivering motions.
What do cheerleaders like to drink to cool down?… PomPomegrante juice.
Why are cheerleaders never late for class?… They know how to stick to a routine.
When should you never go near a cheerleader during a routine?/// When they’re doing a scorpion – because they might sting you!
Why did the car dealer hire so many cheerleaders?… They really know how to sell it.
Why did the cheerleader go to England?… To learn how to make a proper Tea motion (T motion).
Why did the cheerleading coach bring a big clock to practice?… She was teaching the squad how to tick-tock.
What did the dad say to his daughter before the cheerleading competition?… Good tuck!
Why did the stock broker ask the cheerleader for help?… He couldn’t stop his stocks from tumbling.
Why shouldn’t you prank a cheerleader on April fools day?… They never fall for the jokes.Why can you always believe a cheerleader’s answer?… They’re always positive!
Who are the happiest people at the football game?… The cheerleaders. (Cheerleading Jokes)
Why are middle school cheerleaders on the bottom of the pyramid smarter than the ones at the top?… Because they understand. (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
Why can’t you have a cheerleading competition in the jungle?… Because there are too many cheetahs. What did Columbus do with the blue whale?… Cheered it up. (Psychology Jokes & Columbus Day Jokes)
Why was Cinderella such a bad cheerleader?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
Where do cheerleaders go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Geography Jokes for Kids)
What would you get if you crossed a cheerleader and the Invisible Man?… Cheerleading like no one has ever seen.
What did the mummy coach say at the end of cheerleading practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
Why was the skeleton always left out of cheerleading?… Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
Who are the happiest people at the #NBAdraft?… The #cheerleaders. https://bit.ly/3dgpnsS #cheerleading #basketball