Duke Basketball Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Duke Basketball jokes. 
  2. The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Duke students have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC students have trouble spelling “Smith.” 
  3. “I HATE Christian Laettner”… said no Duke Fan Ever!
  4. 2026 March Madness Jokes: Is it crazy that Cameron (a 6’9″ power forward) and Cayden (a 6’4″ guard) Boozer plays at Cameron Indoor Stadium… in front of the Cameron Crazies?
  5. Duke Basketball Jokes: Cooper Flagg was the Maine attraction in March Madness 2025.
  6. 2026 March Madness Jokes: Interesting fact about the Alcoholics Anonymous 2026 March Madness Brackets. No one had Duke winning it all… They don’t like Boozers.
  7. Lord of the Rings Jokes: Who is the most popular March Madness basketball hobbits?… Duke. They live in the Shire and love Coach Jon Scheyer.
  8. What fan base keeps psychiatrists busy during March Madness?… The Cameron Crazies.
  9.  Baylor Basketball Jokes: 2nd Round Duke Mascot head band vs. Baylor “unBEARable”
  10. Arizona Basketball Jokes: Sweet Sixteen Duke Mascot Headband vs. Arizona “U of Average”
  11. Baseball Jokes: What legendary college basketball would be an awful major league baseball hitter?… Coach K!
  12. What are some of the best CBB jokes you’ve heard? I’ll throw my own team under the bus to start:
  13. What do I and Duke have in common? Come March, we’ll be watching the tournament from home (Ain’t that the truth.)
  14. What’s the difference between Duke cheerleaders and the Titanic? Only 100 went down on the Titanic.
  15. Dan Hurley and Jon Scheyer were in their cars going in opposite directions, when they met at a narrow bridge and hit each other head on. Jon Scheyer got out of his car, checked himself and said, “It’s a miracle! I’m not hurt at all!” Hurley gets out, checks himself and says, “It’s a miracle! Not even a scratch! I think we should celebrate.” He went to the truck and pulled out a bottle of aged whiskey. Jon Scheyer grabs it, turns it up and drinks half the bottle. He hands it to Hurley, who puts the top back on it and throws it over the side of the bridge. Jon Scheyer asked him, “Why didn’t you drink any?” Hurley looked at him and said, “I think I’ll just wait for the cops.”
  16. Roy Williams and Coach K were in their cars going in opposite directions, when they met at a narrow bridge and hit each other head on. Coach K got out of his car, checked himself and said, “It’s a miracle! I’m not hurt at all!” Roy gets out, checks himself and says, “It’s a miracle! Not even a scratch! I think we should celebrate.” He went to the truck and pulled out a bottle of aged whiskey. Coach K grabs it, turns it up and drinks half the bottle. He hands it to Roy, who puts the top back on it and throws it over the side of the bridge. Coach K asked him, “Why didn’t you drink any?” Roy looked at him and said, “I think I’ll just wait for the cops.”
  17. What fan base has the most mental health issues during March Madness?… The Cameron Crazies.
  18. Duke March Madness Bracket Name: Raising the Cooper Flagg!
  19. Coach Krzyzewski Baseball Career: Coach K had an amazing career as a college basketball coach. Many people do not know that before coaching basketball, he was a baseball player. He was a solid infielder and outfield, but Coach “K” was the worst hitter on the team. Coach K was always a focused on team success from a very young age. The baseball coach saw this and want to find a role for him. He tried him out on the mound and found out that Coach K was a fantastic pitcher. He finished the season pitching and lead the pitching staff in strikeouts. He truly was Coach K! (North Carolina Jokes& Baseball Jokes)
  20. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me how many times Duke has won the National Championship?… National Titles: 5 (1991, 1992, 2001, 2010, 2015).
  21. What fans make the least amount of sense?… The Cameron Crazies.
  22. With Cameron (a 6’9″ power forward) and Cayden (a 6’4″ guard) Boozer… Duke is “Twinning and Winning.”
  23. Who is an ideal date for Duke basketball mascot?… Devil with the blue dress.
  24. Who is an ideal prom date for Duke basketball mascot?… Devil with the blue dress.
  25. Who is an ideal homecoming date for Duke basketball mascot?… Devil with the blue dress.
  26. What song was popular for the West regional?… Do you know the way to San Jose?
  27. Is J Bilas ever biased when he does Duke game?
  28. Grant Hill was one of the best players in Duke history… As announced as an announcer, I guess you could say he’s Grant “a little over the? Hill.
  29. Cherokee Parks sounds like a National Park.
  30. If Elton Brand played today… Do you think you’d have a good NIL brand?
  31. Who was never on time for practice or class when he was a student athlete at Duke?… Christian Laettner.
  32. Christian “better Laettner” than never.
  33. I hate Christian Laettner… said no Duke fan ever.
  34. Duke Basketball Jokes: 2025 Elite Eight Duke Mascot Headband vs. Alabama “Alabuuuumer”
  35. 2025 Sweet Sixteen Duke Mascot Headband vs. Arizona “U of Average”
  36. 2025 2nd Round Duke Mascot head band vs. Baylor “unBEARable.”
  37. What is a sad, sad, college basketball team?… The Duke Blue Devils. (Psychology Jokes)
  38. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many Final Four appearance there have been by the Duke Blue Devils?… 18.
  39. Cooper Flagg… forced opponents to raise the white flag.
  40. 2026 March Madness Jokes: How were the Cameron Crazies after the Elite Eight loss to UConn?… Blue.
  41. March Madness Basketball Jokes: Duke Headband: 2026 Round of 32 vs. TCU Horned Frogs: Tadpole.
  42. 2025 March Madness: How were the Cameron Crazies after the Final Four loss to Houston?… Blue.
  43. Why does my DVR record Duke games when I set it for “The Biggest Loser?”… 1 seeds in the NCAA Tournament were 134-0 when leading by 15+ points at halftime before UConn’s historic comeback against Duke. This record, which represented a perfect streak in tournament history, was broken following the game where Duke led by 15+ points at halftime but lost 73-72 to UConn, changing the stat to 134-1.
  44. I think the the Cameron Crazies might need a little therapy after the Mullins Miracle on March 29th, 2026.
  45. Great Bracket Names: Duke of Brackets
  46. Who does the Royal family cheer for in March Madness?… The Duke Blue Devils.
  47. Duke Basketball Jokes: The Cameron Crazies might need a little more therapy after losing in the 2025 with Cooper Flagg to Houston in the Final Four after being up 14-points with 8:17 remaining. lost at the buzzer to Braylon Mullins and the UConn Huskies AND losing in 2026 in the Elite Eight to UConn after being up 19-points.
  48. The Cameron Crazies might need a little more therapy after they lost at the buzzer to Braylon Mullins and the UConn Huskies.
  49. Watching Duke fans try to act nervous when they’re a top seed is the real entertainment.
  50. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe #1 seeds were 134 – 0 when leading by 15 points at halftime UNTIL… Duke lost to UConn in the Elite Eight 73 – 72.
  51. What 2026 March Madness fans need the most therapy?… The Cameron Crazies. What a devastating loss to UConn.
  52. Why does my DVR record Duke games when I set it for “The Biggest Loser?”… In the 2025 Final Four, Duke blew a 14-point lead against Houston, losing 70-67. The Blue Devils led by 14 with 8:17 remaining, by nine points with 2:15 left, and by six with under a minute to go, but were outscored 15-3 in the final minutes
  53. What do Duke and I have in common?…Come March, we’ll be watching the Championship from home.
  55. Do you know what is a red flag for Duke winning the 2025 National Championship?… An injured Cooper Flagg.
  56. This March, do you think I could make some money selling a Cooper Flagg Flag?  
  57. What’s the difference between God and Coach K?… God doesn’t think he’s Coach K.
  58. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell how many times Duke has reached the Final Four?… 18.
  59. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the last time Duke reached the Final Four?… 2025.
  60. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you me the the last time Duke won the National Championship?… 2015.
  61. Duke Basketball Jokes: What did the Duke basketball player get for Christmas?… Coal. He is a Blue Devil.
  62. Duke Basketball Jokes: What did the Duke basketball coach get for Christmas?… Coal. He is a Blue Devil.
  63. Duke Basketball Jokes: What did the Duke basketball fan get for Christmas?… Coal. He is a Blue Devil.
  64. Duke Basketball Jokes: What did the Duke basketball mascot get for Christmas?… Coal. He is a Blue Devil.
  65. Duke Basketball Jokes
  66. Some Duke fans raise a toast to Cooper Flagg. Others raise a flag.. Cooper Flagg and his teammates worked hard to raise…. another NCAA Championship banner.
  68. Do you think it would be smart for Proctor & Gamble to offer an NIL Deal to Tyrese Proctor of Duke?
  69. Cooper Flagg would be a great ambassador for Flag Day!  
  70. Cooper Flagg should look into an NIL deal with Fort McHenry.
  71. When your team is a #1 seed and playing right around the corner in Raleigh, NC…. March Gladness.
  72. When your team is a #1 seed…. March Gladness.
  73. When your team is a #1 seed and playing right around the corner…. March Gladness.
  74. Why was Coach K upset with Christian Laettner?… He was always late!
  75. What’s the difference between God and Coach K?… God doesn’t think he’s Coach K.