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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best pasta jokes.
- Spaghetti Jokes: Spaghetti with meatballs isn’t real Italian cuisine. It’s made in America, posing as Italian cuisine. Spaghetti with Meatballs is an IMPASTA!
- Cemetery Jokes: Did y’all hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way, but his legacy will become a pizza history. I’m sending olive my thoughts and prayers to his family. How sad that he ran out of thyme, here today gone tomato, we cannoli do so much. I never sausage a tragedy.
- A pasta chef was caught stuffing the ballot boxes at a big Broadway awards show… Apparently, he was trying to rig a Tony.
- Meatball Jokes: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
- Tea Jokes: What is your favorite type of tea?… Spaghett-tea.
- Tired of boiling water every time you make pasta?… Boil some at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.
- Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.
- I got food poisoning from a can of Spaghetti-O’s…. It was the most painful vowel movement of my life.
- Scouting report for the spaghetti basketball team: Very unselfish offensively. They pasta the ball exceptionally well. Defensively, their length really gives teams trouble on defense.
- What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?… Roman noodles.
- Did you hear about the Italian man who died? He pasta way… …now he’s a pizza history.
- What did the pasta say to the cheese?… It’s grate to meet you!
- What type of pasta is best eaten on its own?… Ravi-lonely.
- My grandmother ate spaghetti everyday… Until she pasta-way.
- What do you call something that looks like pasta, and tastes like pasta, but isn’t pasta?… An impasta.
- I just got fired from the pasta factory… I made a fusili mistakes.
- What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite kind of pasta?… Penne.
- What do the ghosts have for school lunch on #Halloween?… Spook-ghetti!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Pasta… Pasta who?… Pasta spaghetti please!
- I quit eating spaghetti… Now it’s a thing of the pasta.
- Did you hear about the COVID-19 spreading like crazy in #taly?… Looks like it’s being pasta around.
- Do you know the Ghostbusters’ catchphrase in Italian?… I ain’t alfredo no ghost.
- My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
- I ain’t alfredo no ghost!
- David Pastrnak of the Boston Bruins would be a great spokesperson for National Pasta Day.
- What kind of pasta do they eat in Antarctica?… Penguini.
- A college studentswalks into a library and she asked the librarian “Do you have pasta?” The librarian rolled her eyes and answered “Miss, this is the library.” The blonde whispers “Do you have pasta?”
- Why couldn’t the pasta get into his house?… Because he had gnocchi!
- Do you have any other pasta jokes?… I’ll give you a penne for your thoughts.
- How much salt do lobsters use when cooking pasta?… Just a pinch.
- What kind of pasta do they eat in Antarctica?…
- Did you hear that the sorority sister ate three bowls of spaghetti?… No, but I wouldn’t put it pasta!
- How small is the smallest type of pasta? It’s about a centimeter orzo!
- What is the scariest type of pasta sauce?… Mushroom and ghost cheese!
- Have you guys tried my new Texan pasta dish?… It’s y’all dente
- How do German pasta lovers say hello?… Gluten Tag!
- What’s a dog’s favorite type of pasta?… Wagliataile!
- Did you hear about the travelling pasta salesman?… His commission was penne’s on the dollar!
- Pasta is long and stringy. Rice is short and stubby… Orzo you think!
- What is the saddest pasta?… pasta?… Tort-alone-i! Where does the tomato and pasta go to dance?… the Meat Ball.
- I told Dad I wanted to have a potato pasta for dinner… He said Gnocchi dokey!
- What do you give an angry chef who always serves wet pasta?… A re-straining order!
- What do pasta and cars have in common?… I don’t like either al dente!
- What pasta is always getting locked out of its house?.. Gnocchi!
- What do you call jail for criminal pastas?… The state pennetentiary!
- My local soup kitchen needs help with the next Pasta Dinner… I’ll check my colander and set aside some thyme for it!
- What sort of pasta do you use if you want to fix a musical theatre award?… Rigatoni!.
- I spent my entire life savings on pasta… It was worth every Penne!
- I suspect my daughter might enjoy alphabet pasta… But I don’t want to put words in her mouth!
- What type of pasta is best eaten on its own?… Ravi-lonely!
- What’s do you call a cross between the Abominable Snowman and pasta?… Spag-yeti!
- What type of pasta do they serve at the haunted house?… Fettuccini afraido!
- What do you call it when someone cries because their spaghetti is vegetarian? Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pastas?
- What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta?… PASTA LA VISTA BABY.
- My grandfather ate spaghetti everyday… until she pasta-way.
- Why didn’t the lasagne get invited to hang out with the cool pastas?… Because he was a little square!
- Why wouldn’t the Ebenezer Scrooge eat at the pasta restaurant?… Because it cost a pretty penne!
- What type of pasta does the Pope eat?… Holy macaroni!
- How did the police solve the case of the stolen marinara sauce?… They caught the thief red-handed!
- Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta… All because of a fusilli people.
- What do you call a pasta that doesn’t have any friends?… Ravi-lonely!
- What is the dress code at a pasta homecoming dance?… Bowtie.
- Why couldn’t the man lift three tonnes of #asta?… He wasn’t stroganoff!
- What do Italian’s eat on Friday the 13th?… Fettucinni Afraid-o!
- How much water should you use when you make pasta?… About a cup orzo!
- A scientist took his dog to work to help experiment on pasta… It’s labranoodle!
- What did the pasta chef ride to the hockey game?… A zam-roni.
- I really like going to the Old Spaghetti Factory, but… I just wish they would make me a fresh plate.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Pasta… Pasta who?… Pasta salt please!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah Noah who?… Noah good Italian restaurant we can go to for dinner?
- There’s 500 types of pasta… The pastabilities are endless.
- What do Italians say about pasta?… Every penne counts!
- I threw out a noodle I found in a packet of spaghetti… It was the impasta.
- What is the dress code at a pasta prom?… Bowtie.
- There was a pile up on Spaghetti Junction today. Reports say that 4 people were injured and 3 pasta way.
- I was choking on some alphabet pasta when a lady asked if I needed help… She took the words right out of my mouth.
- What do you call the formal study of pasta?… Linguinistics.
- Did you hear about the pasta and its cooking #water?… Their relationship was strained.
- What do you call a sad noodle?… Upsetti Spaghetti!
- Why wouldn’t the family eat at the pasta restaurant?… Because it cost a pretty penne!
- What’s a penguin’s favorite pasta?… Penguini.
- What do you call pasta with a cold?… Macaroni and sneeze.
- Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?… It was pasta bedtime.
- What kind of dish does an impasta make?… Faked ziti!
- Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?… He pasta way… Looks like he ran out of thyme.
- What do the students have for school lunch on Halloween?… Spook-ghetti!
- What type of pasta do they serve at the haunted house?… Fettuccini afraido!
- What do Italian’s eat on Halloween?… Fettucinni Afraid-o!
- What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?… Gaelic breath!
- Why didn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween?… It was too alfredo!
- What type of pasta clings to everything?… Clinguine!
- What kind of pasta grants wishes?… Fettugenie!
- Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?… Because his car always ends up al dente.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about pasta?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good pasta knock-knock joke? Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good pasta knock knock jokes?
- What did the ghost eat on a special Friday 13th lunch?… He had some spook-eti.
- What did the zombie do at the hockey rink?… Rode the zomboni.
- What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta.
- What did the pasta that grew up in the streets tell his kids?… I grew up in the spaghetto.
- Why are people buying out all the pasta/macaroni products? Because when you are in #lockdown… A nice bowl can #pasta time quicker.
- Always wonder if mixing pasta and antipasto is like mixing matter and anti-matter.
- Who is the saddest person in the pasta factory?… The chap who’s filling cannelloni.
- Why did everyone think the spaghetti was flirting?… It was just a little too saucy!
- Did you hear about the man with a car made out of pasta?… He got in a crash and now his car’s al dente!
- I love eating food at midnight… It’s pasta bed time!
- Pasta Pun: Italians don’t die they… Pasta way.
- What is the dress code at a pasta convention?… Bowtie.
- How did the pasta chef get locked out of his house?… He came home from work with gnocchi.
- What do you call the formal study of pasta?… Linguinistics
- Have you guys tried my new Texan #pasta dish?… It’s y’all dente.
- Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way.
- What do Italians eat on Halloween?… Fetuccini A-fraid-o
- What did mama pasta say to baby pasta?… It’s pasta your bedtime!
- What do you call it when someone cries because their spaghetti is vegetarian?… A meat bawl!
- Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pastas?… Because he was a little square!
- What did the macaroni say to the spaghetti in the boxing ring?… Come and spaghet it!
- What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?… Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork!
- What do you call partially cooked pasta that’s on fire?… Aldente’s Inferno!
- My Mom thinks I’m an idiot because I’m building my own car out of spaghetti. She won’t be laughing when I drive pasta!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Pasta… Pasta who?… Pasta pepper please.
- What did the pasta say to the tomato?… Don’t get saucy with me!
- What’s the most humorous kind of pasta?… Chortle-ini!
- How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef?… Pasta la vista!
- What did the penne say to the macaroni when they were walking slowly?… Go pasta!
- I have a medical condition where I’m allergic to only one type of pasta… It’s called macaroni and sneeze!
- I wrote a play about pasta and fairly won an award… I didn’t even have to rig a Tony.
- I had some uncooked pasta for dinner yesterday… It was an all-round solid meal.
- I’m starting a new pasta cult May we praise the Noodle Lord for eternity. Ramen.
- What do you call a pasta that is sick?… Mac and sneeze. (Top Winter Jokes)
- What do you call a pair of pasta magicians?… Penne and Tagliateller
- I taught my son about gravity by throwing pasta and sauce at the ceiling He didn’t get it at first, but it wasn’t long before the penne dropped.
- What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?… Gaelic breath! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?… Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork
- What is the dress code at a pasta convention?… Bowtie
- What do you call it when Jesus throws his Pasta at the door?… Gnocchi on Heaven’s Door.
- I didn’t understand what my wife meant when she told me I was holding the bag of pasta upside down… Then the Penne dropped!
- My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with pasta… I’m feeling canneloni right now.
- I started eating more pasta, and suddenly became psychic… you could say I had penne for their thoughts.
- What do you call all the pasta that you haven’t eaten yet?… Futura.
- Did you hear about the pasta sauce that was really good at knocking down pins?… It was a bowlin’ ace.
- A wife talking to her neighbor: Wife: My husband went to get some pasta and got hit with a bus. Neighbor: Oh God! What did you do? Wife: I made some fried eggs and called it a day.
- What do you call the aspect of pasta that allows it to stab you?… The penne trait.
- What do you call a pasta sauce made out of sea breezes?… A ‘marine’-‘air’a.
- What’s “Hasta la vista, baby” in Italian?… Pasta la pizza, baby!
- What do you call hellish pasta?… Al Dente’s inferno
- What do you call spooky Italian music?… Creepy pasta.
- What do you call a magical pasta that grants you three wishes?… Fettu-genie alfredo.
- My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. – I’m doing well, but I do get cannelloni.
- What did the ravioli play on his birthday?… Pasta Parcel.
- Mafia have boiled a man to death in an industrial pasta cooker… Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim.
- Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restauraunt down the street? Yeah he Pasta-Way
- My mum was upset when I put ginger in the pasta last night… I guess she liked that cat.
- What do you call a dodgy neighborhood in Italy?… A Spaghetto.
- What did Lara eat for dinner?… Croft Macaroni and Cheese.
- Pasta Pun: I’ve been trying to come up with a good pasta joke but it’s in pasta bowl!
- Pasta Pun: Nothing is impastable.
- Pasta Pun: Penne for your thoughts.
- Pasta Pun: Pasta la vista baby!
- Pasta Pun: Tortellini in love with you.
- Pasta Pun: It cost a pretty penne!
- Pasta Pun: This pasta is tortellini awesome!
- Pasta Pun: This may sound a bit cheesy, but it is so grate to see you.
- Pasta Pun: Come and spaghet it!
- Pasta Pun: You’re quite a dish!
- Pasta Pun: I’m feeling a little saucy today!
- Pasta Pun: Your future is full of pastabilities.
- Pasta Pun: I want to pasta time away with you.
- Pasta Pun: I cannelloni believe how good this pasta is.
- Pasta Pun: Hope you gnocchi how wonderful you are.
- Pasta Pun: Can you pasta sauce please?
- Pasta Pun: I walked right pasta restaurant without realizing it.
- Pasta Pun: Pasta la vista, baby.
- Pasta Pun: Pasta than a speeding bullet.
- Pasta Pun: She’s dead, she pasta way.
- Pasta Pun: Sorry this gift is pasta due.
- Pasta Pun: The pastabilities are endless!
- Pasta Pun: I’m feeling a little saucy.
- Pasta Pun: He drank too much and is totally sauced
- Pasta Pun: You are tortellini awesome.
- Pasta Pun: That is tortellini accurate.
- Pasta Pun: Come and spaghet it.
- Pasta Pun: I did it fusilli reasons.
- Pasta Pun: You’re so fusilli
- Pasta Pun: It cost a pretty penne
- Pasta Pun: Penne for your thoughts.
- Pasta Pun: Holy Cannelloni!
- Pasta Pun: I Cannelloni laugh at my mistakes
- Pasta Pun: Hope you gnocchi how awesome you are.
- Pasta Pun: How do I unlock it? There’s gnocchi hole in this door.
- Pasta Pun: I’m so gnocchi to have you
- Pasta Pun: Just gnocchi it down and start over
- Pasta Pun: Just gnoccing around
- Pasta Pun: I’m laughing so hard I’m ravioling on the floor
- Pasta Pun: That low cut dress is so ravioling
- Pasta Pun: Heading to the big ziti!
- Pasta Pun: I’m a ziti slicker
- Pasta Pun: Sex and the ziti
- Pasta Pun: About a scoop of sauce orzo should do
- Pasta Pun: I’m not stroganoff to beat him
- Pasta Pun: Legalize marinara
- Pasta Pun: Noodles are part of my daily rotini
- Pasta Pun: Ooh look, A lambourguini
- Pasta Pun: How ramentic
- Pasta Pun: That new guy looks Cannelloni (kind of lonely)
- Pasta Pun: So you spaghetting older?
- Pasta Pun: Spaghett hype
- Pasta Pun: Spaghett out of my way
- Pasta Pun: The battle of spaghettisburg
- Pasta Pun: Think about the pasta-bilities.
- Pasta Pun: This dish is so good, it’s pre-pasta-rous.
- Pasta Pun: This is pastably the worst pasta pun ever.
- Pasta Pun: This too shall pasta.
- Pasta Pun: You’re an im-pasta!
- Pasta Pun: You’re pasta-tively amazing.
- Pasta Pun: You pasta your test!
- Pasta Pun: Italians don’t die they… Pasta way.
- I have a medical condition where I’m allergic to only one type of pasta… It’s called macaroni and sneeze!
- I wrote a play about pasta and fairly won an award… I didn’t even have to rig a Tony.
- Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta… All because of a fusilli people.
- I had some uncooked pasta for dinner yesterday… It was an all-round solid meal.
- I’m starting a new pasta cult May we praise the Noodle Lord for eternity. Ramen.
- What do you call a pasta that is sick?… Mac and sneeze. (Top Winter Jokes)
- What do you call a pair of pasta magicians?… Penne and Tagliateller
- I taught my son about gravity by throwing pasta and sauce at the ceiling He didn’t get it at first, but it wasn’t long before the penne dropped.
- What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta? PASTA LA VISTA BABY.
- What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?… Gaelic breath! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?… Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork
- What is the dress code at a pasta convention?… Bowtie
- What do you call it when Jesus throws his Pasta at the door?… Gnocchi on Heaven’s Door.
- I didn’t understand what my wife meant when she told me I was holding the bag of pasta upside down… Then the Penne dropped!
- My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with pasta… I’m feeling canneloni right now.
- I started eating more pasta, and suddenly became psychic… you could say I had penne for their thoughts.
- What do you call all the pasta that you haven’t eaten yet?… Futura.
- Did you hear about the pasta sauce that was really good at knocking down pins?… It was a bowlin’ ace.
- Did you hear about the Italian man who died? He pasta way… …now he’s a pizza history.
- A wife talking to her neighbor: Wife: My husband went to get some pasta and got hit with a bus. Neighbor: Oh God! What did you do? Wife: I made some fried eggs and called it a day.
- What do you call the aspect of pasta that allows it to stab you?… The penne trait.
- What do you call a pasta sauce made out of sea breezes?… A ‘marine’-‘air’a.
- What’s “Hasta la vista, baby” in Italian?… Pasta la pizza, baby!
- What do you call hellish pasta?… Al Dente’s inferno
- What do you call spooky Italian music?… Creepy pasta.
- What do you call a magical pasta that grants you three wishes?… Fettu-genie alfredo.
- What did the ravioli play on his birthday?… Pasta Parcel.
- Mafia have boiled a man to death in an industrial pasta cooker… Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim.
- My mum was upset when I put ginger in the pasta last night… I guess she liked that cat.
- What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta.
- I just got fired from the pasta factory… I made a fusili mistakes.
- Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
- Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way.
- What do Italians eat on halloween?… Fetuccini A-fraid-o (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What do you call a pasta that is sick?… Mac and sneeze. (Top Winter Jokes)
- What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta? PASTA LA VISTA BABY.
- What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?… Gaelic breath! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?… Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork
- What is the dress code at a pasta convention?… Bowtie
- My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.