Cheeseburger Jokes

by | Sep 16, 2025 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes | 0 comments

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  1. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to share the best cheeseburger jokes!
  2. Where is the best place to eat on National Cheeseburger Day?… Margaritaville. Get a “Cheeseburger in Paradise.” 
  3. Where were cheeseburgers 1st made?… Greece.
  4. What did Mr. and Mrs. Cheeseburger name their daughter?…. Patty.
  5. A husband & wife driving thru the mountains. They argued about the pronunciation of the town. At lunch, the husband asked the waitress, “Could you please settle an argument for us? Please pronounce where we are very slowly?” She said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.”
  6. What did the #cheeseburger say to the #pickle?… You’re dill-icious!
  7. What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?… A big mac!
  8. Did you hear about the #cheeseburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
  9. What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers!
  10. Who is the unofficial spokesperson for National Cheeseburger Day?… Wimpy from Popeye. “I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”
  11. Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese!
  12. Where can a #cheeseburger get a great night’s sleep?… On a bed of lettuce!
  13. If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle.
  14. When do cheeseburgers most enjoy watching TV?… During PRIME time!
  15. What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae!
  16. Can you name two burgers who are royalty?… Sir Loin and Burger King!
  17. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about cheeseburgers?
  18. Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?… He wanted to be “Lord of the Onion Rings.”
  19. Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship!
  20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good cheeseburger knock-knock joke?
  21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good cheeseburger knock knock jokes? 
  22. Where do burgers like to dance?… At a meat ball!
  23. Why did 5 Guys survive the flood?… b/c it was built on solid ground beef.
  24. How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?… With a burger alarm!
  25. How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?… He throws four meatballs!
  26. How do you make a hamburger laugh?… Pickle it!
  27. Did you hear McDonalds killed Burger King in front of Five Guys over the girl Wendys?… The funeral is at White Castle. I’m taking Dairy Queen!
  28. What do you get if you play McDonalds Monopoly 30 Days Straight?… A Heart Attack!!
  29. Did you see the Will Smith movie about McDonalds?… the “Pursuit of #HappyMeals”
  30. Why don’t Americans eat snails?… Because they like “Fast Food.” 
  31. What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar.
  32. Why did the french fry win the race?…  Because it was fast food!
  33. Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland?… In an onion ring!
  34. Why do hamburgers go to the gym?… To get better buns.
  35. Why did the man climb to the roof of McDonalds?… The told him the meal was on the house! 
  36. Where are the best tacos served?… In the Gulp of Mexico!
  37. What did the frog order at McDonald’s?… French flies and a diet Croak 
  38. Would octopus make a good fast food?… You must be squidding!
  39. How did the hamburger introduce his wife?… Meet patty (meat patty)
  40. What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?… Wasabi!
  41. My bookish kid asked me why we have to go to B-Dubs for his birthday?… I told them it’s “Where the Wild Wings Are”.
  42. What are the best days of the week in FastFoodland?… Fry-day and Sundae!
  43. What do race horses eat?… Fast Food.
  44. How do you insult a hamburger patty?… Call it a meatball
  45. Did you read the book J.D. Salinger wrote about “phony” fast food?… It’s titled “Catcher in the Fries.”
  46. How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?… He throws four meatballs!
  47. Did you hear about the hamburger who couldn’t stop making jokes?… He was on a roll.
  48. What is a gymnast favorite fast food?… The Onion rings!
  49. Why did Five Guys survive the flood?… it was built on solid ground beef.
  50. Where do burgers like to dance?… At a meat ball!
  51. Why did the man climb to the roof of McDonalds?… The told him the meal was on the house!
  52. How did the hamburger introduce his wife?… Meet patty (meat patty)
  53. What did the cheeseburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious!
  54. What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?….Patty
  55. Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
  56. What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers!
  57. Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese!
  58. How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?… With a burger alarm!
  59. How do you make a hamburger laugh?… Pickle it!

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