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  1. I was telling a great joke about the importance of the guillotine in the French Revolution… But it didn’t really land…. I guess execution really is key!
  2. Do you know that the French Revolution was kind of a pain in the neck?… But once it was over it was a weight off of some people’s shoulders.
  3. Did you hear the joke about Bastille Day?… It’s a riot.
  4. World Cup Soccer Jokes: France playing in the World Cup semifinal ON BASTILLE DAY 2026… Tres Bien!
  5. Why were nobles decapitated during the French Revolution?… The peasants thought they were getting just too far a head.
  6. Math Jokes & Sesame Street Jokes: On the French version of “Sesame Street,” all the muppets turned out to say goodbye to the number zero… It was much adieu about nothing.
  7. During the French Revolution, what was the executioner’s catch phrase?… “First come, first severed!”
  8. Whoever thought of the idea of the French Revolution was very thorough… while the concept was mostly raw, the execution was flawless.
  9. World Cup Soccer Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the top cheer for French World Cup fans On Bastille Day 20026?… “Allez les Bleus!”
  10. 4th of July Jokes: Bastille Day is just like the Fourth of July… except it takes place in France and we don’t care about it!

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