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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Bastille Day jokes.
- Did you hear the joke about Bastille Day?… It’s a riot.
- I was telling a great joke about the importance of the guillotine in the French Revolution… But it didn’t really land…. I guess execution really is key!
- During the French Revolution, what was the executioner’s catch phrase?… “First come, first severed!”
- Why were nobles decapitated during the French Revolution?… The peasants thought they were getting just too far a head.
- Whoever thought of the idea of the French Revolution was very thorough… while the concept was mostly raw, the execution was flawless.
- King Jokes: How scared were the French royalty during the French Revolution?… They completely lost their heads.
- How do I celebrate Bastille Day?… I storm my wine rack.
- A Priest, a Politician, and an Engineer are set to be executed by guillotine during the French Revolution.The Executioner brings the Priest up first. He ask him if he’d like to lie facing down or facing up for his death. He responds that he would like to be facing up, so he can see the heavens while he’s going to God. So the Executioner lays the Priest down in the guillotine facing up. He then releases the guillotine blade, and the blade stops just inches from the Priests neck. The Priest immediately begins praising his God, the crowd gasps in shock and demands that the man be released by The Executioner,–as God has clearly saved him from death. He agrees, and releases him as a free man.The Executioner next brings up the Politician. He asks him same question, and having witnessed the Priest’s miraculous experience, he asks to be laid facing up for his execution as well, hoping that God will spare him for looking to heaven while facing his death as the Priest had done. The Executioner obliges, then releases the blade. But again, it suddenly stops just inches from the man’s neck–sparing his life as it had with the Priest.Finally, the Engineer is brought up to face his execution. He requests to lie facing up as the previous two men had done. Again, the Executioner obliges and lays him on his back before going to release the blade. As the Executioner is about to release it, the Engineer says to the Executioner “Hold on, I see your problem right there.”
- Cake Jokes: What did Marie Antoinette always chant on Fat Tuesday?… Let them eat king cake!
- Why is the French Revolution just like Prohibition?… They both got rid of Bourbon!