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- I was telling a great joke about the importance of the guillotine in the French Revolution… But it didn’t really land…. I guess execution really is key!
- Do you know that the French Revolution was kind of a pain in the neck?… But once it was over it was a weight off of some people’s shoulders.
- Did you hear the joke about Bastille Day?… It’s a riot.
- World Cup Soccer Jokes: France playing in the World Cup semifinal ON BASTILLE DAY 2026… Tres Bien!
- Why were nobles decapitated during the French Revolution?… The peasants thought they were getting just too far a head.
- Math Jokes & Sesame Street Jokes: On the French version of “Sesame Street,” all the muppets turned out to say goodbye to the number zero… It was much adieu about nothing.
- During the French Revolution, what was the executioner’s catch phrase?… “First come, first severed!”
- Whoever thought of the idea of the French Revolution was very thorough… while the concept was mostly raw, the execution was flawless.
- World Cup Soccer Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the top cheer for French World Cup fans On Bastille Day 20026?… “Allez les Bleus!”
- 4th of July Jokes: Bastille Day is just like the Fourth of July… except it takes place in France and we don’t care about it!