101 Ocean Jokes

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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about oceans.  oceans  
2. What is the only question on the entrance exam to the U.S. Navy?… “Oh say, can you sea?”
3. Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean. Year-round. 
4. Did you hear the joke about the ocean?…Nevermind, its too deep for you.   
5. What kind of hair do oceans have?… Wavy! 
6. One day the amount of plastic in the ocean will be irreversible… That will be the last straw.
7. The worst thing about sea sickness?… It comes in waves! 
8. What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. 
9. Ocean walks into a bar. Bartender says “why so blue?” 
10. “How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?” 
11. Can you call the ocean something else?… Shore.  oceans
12. A lobster reported a crime to the police… They asked him to be more Pacific.
13. How does the ocean floor stay up-to-date on the news?…. By following current events, of course. 
14. What is the difference between a dog & a marine biologist?… One wags a tail and the other tags a whale. 
15. Why did the sailor go to school?… To improve his sea-minus to a sea-plus!   
16. Lobster Pun: The lobster said he was going to dive into the pot of boiling water, and everybody thought he was cray-sea. 
17. What did the magician say to the fisherman?… Pick a cod, any cod. 
18. Why is the sea so strong?… Because it has a lot of mussels! 
19. What’s a sailor’s favorite type of movie?… A sea-quel! 
20. What are the only notes Christopher Columbus can sing?… High C’s 
21. How does the ocean pay its water bill?… With sand dollars! 
22. Where does an octopus sleep?… On the seabed!
23. What kind of #candy would a drowning person like to have?… A #ifesaver! 
24. What has no beginning, end or middle & touches every continent?… The Ocean.  oceans #pirates 
25. What is Gollum’s favorite bird?… A smea-gull.  oceans
26. The #CapeCod seaside summer camp we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back. 
27. What did the fish get on his math test?… A sea plus. 
28. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about oceans?
29. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good ocean knock-knock joke?
30. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good ocean knock knock jokes?
31. What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. 
32. Why did the teacher dive into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water!
33. What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line!  oc
34. Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to? I like pop myself.” The other turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan!”
35. Where do goldfish go on vacation?… Around the globe! 
36. A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “A Marine Biologist’s Office” by D.O. Shun. 
37. What does the ocean use to clean its clothes?… Tide! 
38. What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?… Show me your mussels. 
39. Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. 
40. Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on!  
41. Do you know why they use knots instead of miles in the ocean?… Because they’ve got to keep the ocean tide.  oceans 
42. Why did the physicist throw the stop sign into the ocean?… He was studying sign waves. 
43. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?… Sanka. 
44. Have you heard about the restaurant that caters only to dolphins?… It only has 1 customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
45. Did you hear the results of the game between the beach and the ocean?… It’s tide. 
46. Do you know where fishes work?… The Offish!  oceans 
47. What did the beach say to the wave?… “Long tide, no sea.” 
48. “Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.” 
49. How is the student’s grade like going on vacation?… It was at C level. 
50. I went to an ocean themed graduation party… It was a whale of a time.
51. What’s the most romantic ship?… Courtship.
52. What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?… Glass flippers.
53. How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea!
54. Who keeps the oceans clean?… Mermaids.
55. What does a hockey game and an airboat have in common?… Loud fans. 
56. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?…  Because they’re shellfish! 
57. What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A lifesaver! 
58. Where do goldfish go on vacation?… Around the globe! 
59. What does the ocean use to clean its clothes?… Tide 
60. Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. 
61. What did #Cinderella wear when she went #wimming in the ocean?… Glass flippers. 
62. What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line! 
63. How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea! 
64. I went to an ocean graduation themed party… It was a whale of a time. 
65. Who keeps the oceans clean?… Mermaids. 
66. What do you call an ocean full of #tacos?… Flotilla. 
67. Why did the whale cross the road?… To get to the other tide! 
68. How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved.  oceans  
69. How do you cut a wave in half?… Use a sea saw. 
70. What did say when he was accused of speeding through the port?… I did knot.  Which is the thirstiest ocean on the planet? The Gulp of Mexico. 
71. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom! 
72. A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “Different Types of Lockers” by Dave E. Jones.
73. A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “A Perfect Day for Sailing” by Wynn Dee.
74.  What would you find on a haunted beach? A sand-witch! 
75. “Pass me the shellfish,” he said crabbily. 
76. How did the ocean say hello to the sun? It waved
77. Why are pirates called pirates? Just because they arrrrr!
78.  What do mussels do on their birthdays? They shell-ebrate!
79.  What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?Aye matey!
80. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff!
81. What is a pirate’s favourite letter?What is a pirate’s favourite letter? ARR!ARR! 
82. Why are octopuses good in a war?They’re well armed! 
83. What kind of horse is good at swimming?A seahorse!
84. Where do fish sleep?On the sea bed!
85. What’s the best thing to give a seasick monster?Plenty of room!
86. How to pirates get to the airport?They rent a cARRR!
87. Why are pirates great singers? They hit the high Cs!
88. What do sea monsters eat?What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships!Fish and ships!
89. What do you do with a sick boat?…. Bring it to the dock!
90. Boat puns are *ferry* funny!
91. What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?… Something a-piers to be wrong…
92. What did the ocean say to the pirate?… Nothing—it just waved!
93. There arrrr plenty more funny pirate jokes where that came from!
94. Did you hear about the martial artists who fought on the beach?… They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
95. What crashes onto the shore on very small beaches?…. Micro-waves
96. Why did the crab cross the beach?… To get to the other tide!
97. What did the sand say when the tide came back in?… Long time, no sea!
98. Know why they use knots instead of miles in the ocean?… Because they’ve got to keep the ocean tide. 
99. Why did the teacher dive into the ocean, lake, river, or pool?… She wanted to test the water! 
100. Hey @RegalMovies! Which fish is the most famous in the ocean?… The star fish! 
101. Why does it take #pirates so long to learn the alphabet? They spend years at C!