- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the $5 Bits of Broken Chair Trophy?
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Paul Bunyan’s Axe?
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Governor’s Victory Bell?
- Which state has the smallest drink?… Minnesota (Mini-soda)
- A book never written: “Land of 10,000 Lakes” by Minnie Soda.
- A book never written: “Twin Cities” by Saint Paul and Minnie Applis.
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Little Brown Jug?
What do you call a city without mini apples?… Mini-apple-less.
Which state can you serve at a restaurant?… Mini Soda (Minnesota)
- What is the smallest state?… Mini-Sota (Minnesota)!
