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- Arizona Jokes: A woman from Arizona who fell in love with the DJ from her first wedding day has married him five years later… she originally asked him three years ago, but he said he wasn’t taking requests just then.
- What was Frodo at Aragorn and Arwen’s wedding?… The Ring-bearer!
- Why did the Best Man go to Mount Doom?… Because he was the Ring-bearer!
- Marriage Jokes: Samwise is preparing for his wedding. He gathers his fellow hobbits around and then turns to Pippin. “Pippin, I want you to be my best man.” Pippin is overjoyed, but before he can celebrate, there’s a sound of someone crying, he turns and sees Frodo standing there with teary eyes. “But Sam, what about me?” Frodo sobs. Sam chuckles and says “Don’t be silly, Mister Frodo, you’re the ring bearer!”
- Crayola Music Playlist: White Wedding by Billy Idol.
- Canoe Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe marry a watermelon and a honeydew melon?
- Watermelon Jokes: Why did the watermelon get left at the altar?… Because his fiancee cantaloupe.
- Watermelon Jokes: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?… Because they cantaloupe.
- Watermelon Jokes: I almost secretly married a watermelon… but I canteloupe.
- Watermelon Jokes: A watermelon proposes to its sweetheart: “Honeydew want to get married?” “Oh yes”, she replies, “but we cantaloupe!”
- Watermelon Jokes: What did the watermelon say when the honeydew asked it to run away to Vegas and get married?… Sorry I cantaloupe.
- Did you hear about the wedding on the moon?… The couple was so nice, but there was no atmosphere! (Astronomy Jokes)
- Did you hear about the two cell antennas who got married?… The ceremony was just o.k., but the reception was great.
- Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged?… I hear they met on the web.
- Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?… Because they cantaloupe. (Watermelon Jokes)
- Two cannonballs got married this morning. I hear they’re already expecting BBs. (Revolutionary War Jokes)
- Did you hear about the two cell phones who got married? The reception was terrific.
- Two florists recently got married. It was an arranged marriage.
- What band should you ask to marry?… Yes.
- I just saw two nuclear technicians getting married. The bride was radiant and the groom was glowing.
- Did you hear about the notebook who married a pencil? She finally found Mr. Write.
- Do you know why the King of Hearts married the Queen of Hearts? They were perfectly suited to each other.
- Did you hear about the bald man who married his comb? He promised, “I’ll never part with it!”
- Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been a very emotional day. Even the cake is in tiers.
- It’s been ten years since the invisible man married the invisible woman. Their kids are nothing to look at either.
- Comic Sans break up with Times New Roman? He just wasn’t her type.
- Unfortunately, the jumper cables are getting a divorce. They just didn’t have that spark.
- Sadly, hydrogen and helium broke things off. But they still think of each other periodically.