Top 10 Summer Olympics Jokes

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Click on the link for the top jokes for each summer olympics sport! (US Olympic twitter accounts) #1 Sports Jokes
We have taken the #1 Joke from each olympic sport. We hope you enjoy!

  1. Fencing: Top Fencing Jokes: Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
  2. Boxing: Top Boxing Jokes: What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
  3. USA Triathlon: Top Triathlon Jokes : Who is the unofficial sponsor of the oldest Triathlon?… Ironman!
  4. Baseball: Top Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
  5. Beach Volleyball: Top Beach Volleyball Jokes: Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
  6. USA Kayak: Top Kayak Jokes: Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting cold so they decided to light a fire in their boat. It promptly sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
  7. Bowling: Top Bowling Jokes: Why should a bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop!
  8. Diving: Top Diving Jokes: Why did the teacher dive into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Top Teacher Jokes)
  9. USA Gymnastics: Top Gymnastics Jokes: How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
  10. USA Soccer (Top Soccer Jokes): Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
  11. USA Tennis (Top Tennis Jokes): @usta Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  12. USA Rugby (7s): Top Rugby Jokes A man went to the doctor one day and said: “I’ve just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt.” So the doctor said: “You’ve broken your finger.”
  13. USA Judo Top Judo Jokes: President of Judo Club: “Now, what should the colors of our club be?”… Student: “I’d suggest black and blue.”
  14. Cycling: Top Cycling Jokes: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
  15. Equestrian: Top Equestrian Jokes: Where do U.S. Olympic horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Top State Jokes)
  16. Basketball: Top Basketball Jokes: What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
  17. USA Racquetball: Top Racquetball Jokes: My racquetball opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.
  18. ASA / USA Softball (Top Softball Jokes): What did the softball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
  19. USA Karate Top Karate Jokes: Why did the black belt get arrested?… He held up a pair of pants.
  20. USA Synchronized Swimming: Top Swimming Jokes: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?… BUTTER-fly!
  21. Archery: Top Archery Jokes: What did the young maiden say to the handsome archer?… “You make me quiver.”
  22. Badminton: Top Badminton Jokes: Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!
  23. Canoe: Top Canoe Jokes: What would you get if you crossed a canoer and the Invisible Man?… Canoeing like no one has ever seen.
  24. Field Hockey: Top Field Hockey Jokes: Why do field hockey players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
  25. Golf Top Golf Jokes: Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf match?… He screamed with every swing.
  26. USA Volleyball Top Volleyball Jokes: @usavolleyball What can you serve but never eat?… A volleyball!
  27. USA Handball (Top Handball Jokes) @USATH What did the mummy handball coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  28. Top Marathon Jokes
  29. USA Modern Pentathlon @USAPentathlon (1.7K followers)
  30. USA Roller Sports: @USARS (5K followers)
  31. USA Rowing: @usrowing (26.4K followers)
  32. USA sailing: @ussailing (25.1K followers)
  33. USA shooting @USAShooting (40.2K followers)
  34. US Squash: @USSQUASH (4.3K followers)
  35. USA Table Tennis: @usatabletennis (9K followers)
  36. USA Taekwondo: @USA_Taekwondo (22.4K followers)
  37. US Track and Field: @usatf (123K followers)
  38. USA Water Polo: @USAWP (32K followers)
  39. USA Water Ski: @USAWaterSki (4.5K followers)
  40. USA Weightlifting: @USWeightlifting (43K followers)
  41. USA Wrestling: @USAWrestling (124K followers)